Full Anal Access, Vol. 2
Directed by Michael Stefano
Starring Taylor Rain, Renee Pornero, Jayna Oso, Julia Robbins, Sophia
Platinum X

“Full Anal Access” – now, that’s the kinda backstage pass worth laminating. The original ‘FAC’ is one of the tip-top backseat blastoramas out there, and seeing how assholes are the new vaginas and all, you really can’t miss with this series. Number 2 (ahem!) ratchets up skinny lil’ Taylor Rain from add-on girl to coverstar and featured player, and she does an admirable job taking on twin titans Steve Holmes and aggro-director Stefano. Stef sticks his fist in Rain’s mouth and slaps her a few times while in the throws of double-dicking, but I’m sure she did SOMETHING to deserve it.

Sophia looks like a donut shop girl to me. Every time I see her on screen, I smell hazelnut coffee. The bear claw is gonna have to wait, tho, because she’s too busy getting stuffed in every available hole by the formidable team of Lexington Steele, Steve Holmes, and Erik Everhard. Wrapped tightly in one of those ever-present hot pink fishnet jobs (what insane 80’s throwback designer invented these?), Sophia mostly just tries to keep her balance while straddled atop a mountain of dick. This scene looks like one of those documentaries that shows how taffy or something gets made in the factory, with gears turning and steam pouring out everywhere. This ‘un is industrial group sex, than, more mechanical than sexy, but pretty much what you’d expect from the rather complicated math involved. Nicely glazed ending for Sophia, tho. As you’d expect from a donut shop girl.

Sexy Julie Robbins- who looks like a tiny version of glamazon Julie Strain- has a sexy outdoor scene, where she teases Manny Ferrara through a sliding glass door, rubbing all her good parts through the glass until he’s about ready to smash his way right through the thing. He uses the door, though. Stefano drops his director’s role long enough to join ‘em, and the two of them take turns puncturing Robbins’ perfect, fleshy asshole, while she moans, in a smoky and believable husk. Hot scene.

Renne Pornero- yikes! Halloween is over, Jack. Let’s move along. “Full Anal Access 2” climaxes, so to speak, with (I’m guessing) half-Asian nu-cummer Jayna Oso. Ok, so Jayna’s got a cottage-cheese complexion, but that’s what make-up is for, and she looks enough like a slightly exotic Gina Gershon to overlook a few bumps. First half the of the scene has a bit of a freakshow aspect, as Stefano teases (tortures?) Oso with a giant double-dildo, which looks like an eel after a dose of Godzilla-type radiation. I tell ya one thing- this chick is gonna be fully prepared for childbirth after being stretched out that far for a goofy porn bit. Eventually Stefano is joined by Everhard and Steele, and they have their way with Oso, spending lots of time on the double-anal clock.

Although Vol 2 lacks the superstar power of the first volume (which featured the amazing Mandy Bright, Ashley Blue, and crazed Brook Balentine), it’s another solid entry in a series that I’m sure will be stretching assholes for years to cum.

-Sleazegrinder