I had the opportunity last night to do something I don't frequently get to do, but something I acquired the need to do by watching porn. I actually jerked off into a woman's open mouth...

Now this is a monumental event for several reasons:

(1) My dick was working above 80% on the erectile function index.
(2) The woman taking my DNA sample was a 33 yr old Yoga Instructor from Upstate New York, and she was not on my "payroll".
(3) It Happened on a Thursday night....

Now after it happened, I asked myself, "Why the fuck did we just do that?" Ms Yoga-Phd seemed content, but I was troubled. How, in the evolutionary course of Human Sexuality and, secondarily, Modern Pornography did the whole concept of females consuming the reproductive output (gametes) of Males become the raison d'etre of sexual intimacy?

My theory is part population control, part weight loss strategy. Both parts are obvious in their role in explaining why women, in this fucked up day and age, are now so willing to swallow semen. I would also love to incorporate/blame people like Brandon Iron, but he doesn't deserve the 'credit'.

It was the whole mechanical, purposeful act...intentionally pointing my penis at the open mouth of this woman I had known less than a week, and ejaculating. Does it make me more human or more animal-like? I am unaware of any other species on the planet besides humans who have the male deposit the means of procreation into the oral cavity of the female...unless someone has Gorilla Porn, help me out here?

Brilliant.

I 2nd that that post was hilarious & rocked

The correct position entails the broad being on her hands and knees (akin to a dog sitting down) with her tongue sticking out (akin to a dog).

Bravo!

+1

Thank you fans...more to come, I finally got the hang of this porn shit...Hey...Fuck SMARTT ... fucking South American trannie bullshit.

oooppps, sorry , I forgot, no anti-smart bullshit / TRUISMS. I apologize. Anyone got any "Nacho Vidal Was In my BackYard Stories?"

Hey seriously, it's a friggin blast being here and being able to relate sexual milestones for the world to read and not giving 3 shits who reads it. I will always love this place...this should be the mecca/jerusalem of the porn community...I said that LONNNNGGGGG before the smartt bullshit.

I believe that the facial's mainstream integration is due to the prevelance of the commercial construct, naturally followed by woman's desire to closely follow the trends of man's fantasy for whatever purpose.

As much as you're a mean person, that wasssss a hot story.

Burglar could serve as a female fluffer with his "poetry".