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i walked right in to church, dropped to my knees and cried out.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




Did you ever wonder what the hell Darth Vador is so upset about at the end... I know he's a fictional character, but for the sake of arguement.. He and the emperor got their pick of any skeezer in the galaxy and Darth is all crying out like a little bitch at the end because he lost that little two-faced skank. Think of all the orgies he and the emporer are going to have together and probably with those chicks with the long things hanging off their heads..



They always seem to show up in some kind of sexy outfit, I bet they're total freaks in the sack. Plus they have those handles on their heads that you can hang onto when your hitting it from behind.