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#114062 - 07/27/05 09:42 PM
Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Todays smartt mini meltdown (cut short by da burgular  ) reminded me of some other great XPT meltdowns from the past, heres my top 3. For those who were here when they happened or have one of their own please feel free to comment or share your thoughts. 1. Sammura's first one: Best meltdown in message board history not just this one but all of them. it had everything and everyone could see it building. It was volcano hoodrat and us villages could see the lava bubbling. Then BOOM, it erupted. She started off with me coming at me with 15 posts a minute, all pretty much saying the same thing then people then others began to post and she attacked them, then people who liked sammura and were coming to her defense posted and she attacked them, then the prize, she targeted chico and well the rest is history. (a must read , i mentioned before there should be a hall of fame for posts and threads like these where newbies can read them) 2. Chico's: This was a good one, this was so big it actually shut down the cage for a week and had many parts to it. It all started when i made it public that chico beats the female talent he is hired to protect , at first chico didn't seem to mind that i made this public but then when he saw jrv, padova and longshots reaction to it he remembered to give a shit, and the shit hit the fan. First time tony banned a mod and shut down a whole section.  3. swamis: These are great because no matter who starts the swami meltdowns they always end up turning into swami going after jeff even if he couldn't be the furthest person from the original feud. (where smartts would've ranked no one will know, unless smartt is reading in which case you are no longer banned).
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#114063 - 07/27/05 09:47 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/14/05
Posts: 11
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(where smartts would've ranked no one will know, unless smartt is reading in which case you are no longer banned).
As opposed to the stupid guy who "discovered my IP" and "did some exploration", I don´t need to be unbanned to read anything here. I´m computer savvy enough to hack into any ubb-based forum.
So, if someone´s modship disappears in the next 24 hours, don´t think it´s strange. It´s just the Internet.
Heh.
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#114065 - 07/27/05 09:51 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/14/05
Posts: 11
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smartt i wish you'd listen to how sad you sound sometimes.
Well, no sadder than you. Sorry. I tried, but I cannot achieve YOUR levels of loserdom, master.
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#114067 - 07/27/05 09:56 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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. This ones a real rib splitter on the streets of rio, not so much in countries that manage to keep 85% of the population disease free.
If I weren´t locked inside the Penalty Box, I would give you an answer. Sadly, Da Burglar successfully banned me, so I cannot post...
...uh, wait a minute... 
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#114068 - 07/27/05 10:00 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hey bitch, you just blew it. remember the policy on multiple accounts? MELTDOWN ON! as of tommorow, i'm your moderator smartt, your personal, vindictive moderator. stupid animal.
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#114071 - 07/27/05 10:06 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you didn't do dick, you were unbanned. you don't even know how not to fry your shitty cpus, let alone "hack" anything. you're an animal and now you're MY animal to do whatever i want with.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114072 - 07/27/05 10:07 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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hey bitch, you just blew it. remember the policy on multiple accounts? MELTDOWN ON! as of tommorow, i'm your moderator smartt, your personal, vindictive moderator. stupid animal.
WHAT multiple accounts? I just unbanned me. No big deal. Can YOU do that, Super-Mod?
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#114073 - 07/27/05 10:10 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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you didn't do dick, you were unbanned. you don't even know how not to fry your shitty cpus, let alone "hack" anything. you're an animal and now you're MY animal to do whatever i want with.
I don´t know why, but... I´M NOT SCARED OF YOU! Funny, eh?
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#114074 - 07/27/05 10:10 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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*I* unbanned me, do ya hear?
From: Second Smartt
Do not tell ´em the contrary. Let the fuckers think that I actually know some shit about hacking.
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#114075 - 07/27/05 10:10 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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SUCH A MELTDOWN!!! fry animal!! fry!!! you've just signed your own death warrant for this place and you can't even read like the rest of your country of savages!!!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114076 - 07/27/05 10:12 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/14/05
Posts: 41
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*I* unbanned me, do ya hear?
From: Second Smartt
Do not tell ´em the contrary. Let the fuckers think that I actually know some shit about hacking.
Holy Moses, this Smartt person is such a tricky fellow! I thinks I hate him as well! Grrrr!
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#114078 - 07/27/05 10:14 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/14/05
Posts: 11
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SUCH A MELTDOWN!!! fry animal!! fry!!! you've just signed your own death warrant for this place and you can't even read like the rest of your country of savages!!!
Don´t you ever get tired of typing shit? Oh, I forgot... you´re a loser who never gets laid. Sorry, you can vent your frustrations on me while you jack off to brazilian tranny pics. I´m here for you, buddy!
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#114079 - 07/27/05 10:17 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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if i was a loser, i'd do stuff like make my avatar a small, rotting-cheese penis dwarfed by a mountain of plantain-fed flab hanging over my belt. then i'd create accounts like "second jamesn" so i could get banned for good.
animal
animal
smartt is an animal!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114080 - 07/27/05 10:26 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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if i was a loser, i'd do stuff like make my avatar a small, rotting-cheese penis dwarfed by a mountain of plantain-fed flab hanging over my belt. then i'd create accounts like "second jamesn" so i could get banned for good.
animal
animal
smartt is an animal!
And you´re just boring. Do you have any pussy?
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#114081 - 07/27/05 10:28 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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do you have any pussy without male appendages crudely stapled next to it in your entire nation? and is your penis above 4" erect? be honest. you fucking abomination.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114082 - 07/27/05 10:30 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Wait, let me consult my WWFWD (What Would Firewall DO) manual: "Now now Everyone, we need to respect one another's predilections. It's really ok to like pre-pubescent transexuals from the southern hemisphere. And its really ok to not like people who like pre-pubescent transexuals from the southern hemisphere. We are all okkk......ok?"  Fucking brazillian bastards.... James, wait a minimum of 11 days before approving each Smartt post in the Smartt-only forum.
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#114083 - 07/27/05 10:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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do you have any pussy without male appendages crudely stapled next to it in your entire nation?
As the thread "Fuckable Brazilian Babes" proves without a doubts, yes. Of course, you already stated, countless times, YOU can´t tell the difference, but that´s YOUR problem.
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and is your penis above 4" erect?
Yes, it´s a little longer than that. Why? Do you want to feel it deep inside your anus, you CLOSET TRANNY LOVER?
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#114084 - 07/27/05 10:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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bwahahahahahaha.....smartt just admitted to having a 4.25" penis, only slightly larger than chinocochino's. you have no pride animal. none. now do my laundry or i'll beat you.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114085 - 07/27/05 10:39 PM
Re: Top XPT Messageboard MELTDOWNS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Kyoto just asked to be Co-Mod of the Smartt Only Forum, FYI.
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#114086 - 07/27/05 10:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Kyoto just asked to be Co-Mod of the Smartt Only Forum, FYI.
Reality check:
1. There will be NO "Smartt-Only" forum.
2. No one moderates or puts ME on any box, as you´ve just found out today.
3. Fuck you all.
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#114087 - 07/27/05 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i predict another "fuck the world, i'm alone" post within 24-hours if he remains unbanned
i love watching brazilians come apart at their seams. seams stitched by child-labor. if only they didn't smell like wet rat.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114090 - 07/27/05 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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i predict another "fuck the world, i'm alone" post within 24-hours if he remains unbanned
i love watching brazilians come apart at their seams. seams stitched by child-labor. if only they didn't smell like wet rat.
You´re too tense. Here, jerk off to this girl:
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#114091 - 07/27/05 10:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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why? just because she's better hung than you doesn't mean she's any less of an animal
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#114093 - 07/27/05 11:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Oooh yeah! I'd like to pump her full of hot sperm! Hot white, creamy, rich, thick, protein laden sperm! 
I was thinking about telling you that she killed herself today. She jumped from the 7th floor of a building. Her head squashed like a melon on the street, spilling blood and brains everywhere.
But somehow I think that will make you even hornier.
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#114094 - 07/27/05 11:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Three Mille Island, Chernobyl, Smartt.
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#114095 - 07/28/05 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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In retrospect, this Smartt meltdown has been better than any anti-depressant or therapy bullshit session any court ever ordered me to take.
Even Monkey now admits the ban was the right thing to do...Pariah is dead on in his Chernobyl analogy, these Trannie pics are worth a call to Cal OSHA and HAZMAT.
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#114098 - 07/28/05 11:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Far too many people seem to believe that xxxpt was started and funded Jeff as their personal playground. It's unbelievable the number of PMs I get demanding that user X be banned for no better reason than "I don't like him."
If you want a place where you can say what you like then you have to accept that others will do that too. That's how this place it different from ADT - you generally needn't post in fear of being banned for what you say, but the flip side is that you're going to have to put up with others doing the same thing.
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#114099 - 07/28/05 11:19 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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JRV apparently you just dont get it. It wasnt necessarily the fact that Smartt had a meltdown last night, but rather he was posting chicks with dicks picks ALL OVER THE BOARD, in a spamming fashion. Fine, one or two pics we can just run right through them and deal with it. But the guy was off his rocker last night and was posting them in EVERY SINGLE POST. Thats where the line has to be drawn. You on the other hand might have enjoyed his posts about his gf that died yesterday. Is it true that you saved a bunch of those pictures and are in the process of creating a collage for your computer screensaver? fuck you JRV you tranny bufuing stump lover.
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#114100 - 07/28/05 11:40 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
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#114102 - 07/28/05 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Surely there's something bad about Wankus, ADT, Kid Vegas, etc you can think of to post about.
Post a link or two to Kid Vegas. I think that was before my time here.
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#114106 - 07/28/05 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Far too many people seem to believe that xxxpt was started and funded Jeff as their personal playground. It's unbelievable the number of PMs I get demanding that user X be banned for no better reason than "I don't like him."
If you want a place where you can say what you like then you have to accept that others will do that too. That's how this place it different from ADT - you generally needn't post in fear of being banned for what you say, but the flip side is that you're going to have to put up with others doing the same thing.
Thats fucking rich coming from you snakey grass. You are the king of "ban this guy". As for padovas stupid fucking comment like most of the shit she says that whole say it in person shit is such bullshit, you really want me to come up to you and tell you how i feel in person , is that what you want?. if so what do you plan to do about it if i do?. You know you don't want that crap in reality, you fucking know it, because at least you can prepare yourself for it here, you know when you come to XPT and read your name in a monkey post 99% of the time it isn't going to be positive wheres is in reality you don't expect people to come up and air their true feelings about you because its not something you can prepare yourself for and you don't want that thought in the back of your head that at anytime a person can come upto you and vent, who in the fuck wants that?. Basically what im saying is im not afraid to say this shit to peoples faces i just respect their privacy in reality, i don't go to porn stars sites i don't like and air these feelings, if i have a problem with someone that isn't serious enough to air privately then i'll do it from my hovel known as the monkey cage, that way they can choose to read it if they want or ignore it.
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