this isn't so much funny as revalational for me--i had no idea the acne-scarred, ubiquitous locomexican bad-guy from dusk-till-dawn hung around pornstars. i want to scream-"run away, his eyes will turn red and he'll bite you when the lights go out!"
to that poor girl. what's preventing me from doing so is i really don't give a fuck about her well-being.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits