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Please tell me thats a cyanide capsule Shitty Spice is putting in her mouth. And whats with one of the London bombers chillin at Sardos for karaoke.



Sandra Bullock is already cheating on Jesse James with Rob Longshot, my money is on Longshot beating Jesse James' ass with his five inch white saber.



Bridgette Nielsen looks tore up. Wheres Dolph Lundgren to beat the shit out of Wankus when you need him?



Is it amazing that since Monkey called out Jerzey Jackson, she no longer smiles The guy on the right is keeping his mouth closed because he can smell the fuckin hazardous waste seeping through Jerzey's mouth



I really need to start going to this shit. Whhhhaaaattt. Ookkkaaaaay. Yeeeeaaaaaah. Lil Jon and Kyoto in the same photograph.



Genesis, how low can you go? Just last week Stevie Spielberg was sitting on top of the world, now he meets up with Genesis and he looks like a cancer patient. I guess keeping up with Gen will do that to you Whats also funny about this one is how that old ass man is keeping a good 3 feet away from genesis, as if shes got the worst B.O. on the planet.

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Give it up. You're nowhere near random's, jamesn's, or monkey's caliber. Quit trying so hard to be like them, you hopeless puss.