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#113788 - 07/27/05 01:56 PM Pornstar Karaoke
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Please tell me thats a cyanide capsule Shitty Spice is putting in her mouth. And whats with one of the London bombers chillin at Sardos for karaoke.



Sandra Bullock is already cheating on Jesse James with Rob Longshot, my money is on Longshot beating Jesse James' ass with his five inch white saber.



Bridgette Nielsen looks tore up. Wheres Dolph Lundgren to beat the shit out of Wankus when you need him?



Is it amazing that since Monkey called out Jerzey Jackson, she no longer smiles The guy on the right is keeping his mouth closed because he can smell the fuckin hazardous waste seeping through Jerzey's mouth



I really need to start going to this shit. Whhhhaaaattt. Ookkkaaaaay. Yeeeeaaaaaah. Lil Jon and Kyoto in the same photograph.



Genesis, how low can you go? Just last week Stevie Spielberg was sitting on top of the world, now he meets up with Genesis and he looks like a cancer patient. I guess keeping up with Gen will do that to you Whats also funny about this one is how that old ass man is keeping a good 3 feet away from genesis, as if shes got the worst B.O. on the planet.


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#113789 - 07/27/05 02:18 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
what are the chances he doesn't rape her at some point in the next 48 hours?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#113790 - 07/27/05 02:19 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
this is the sketchiest leering ever!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#113791 - 07/27/05 02:20 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ok class, now make the ugliest face you can

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#113792 - 07/27/05 02:22 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the one on the left after the horror wankus is going to climb in her window sets in...

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#113793 - 07/27/05 02:26 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342


Q: What does Genesis Skye have in common with a piece of fruit?
A: As the days pass, both look worse and worse and worse...



"Hi, I'm British. Just letting you know in case you couldn't tell from my teeth."

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#113794 - 07/27/05 02:45 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Whore: Luke, Luke, can you really take a picture of my soul?
Luke: Sure can. Click!




you take these pictures to make fun of me you don't deserve to see blue steel




OK you wore me down




Whore: Well at least you guys aren't smartt.




Whore: ya I'll do it but you're going to have to throw in an extra $50


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#113795 - 07/27/05 02:59 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Please tell me thats a cyanide capsule Shitty Spice is putting in her mouth. And whats with one of the London bombers chillin at Sardos for karaoke.



Sandra Bullock is already cheating on Jesse James with Rob Longshot, my money is on Longshot beating Jesse James' ass with his five inch white saber.



Bridgette Nielsen looks tore up. Wheres Dolph Lundgren to beat the shit out of Wankus when you need him?



Is it amazing that since Monkey called out Jerzey Jackson, she no longer smiles The guy on the right is keeping his mouth closed because he can smell the fuckin hazardous waste seeping through Jerzey's mouth



I really need to start going to this shit. Whhhhaaaattt. Ookkkaaaaay. Yeeeeaaaaaah. Lil Jon and Kyoto in the same photograph.



Genesis, how low can you go? Just last week Stevie Spielberg was sitting on top of the world, now he meets up with Genesis and he looks like a cancer patient. I guess keeping up with Gen will do that to you Whats also funny about this one is how that old ass man is keeping a good 3 feet away from genesis, as if shes got the worst B.O. on the planet.






Give it up. You're nowhere near random's, jamesn's, or monkey's caliber. Quit trying so hard to be like them, you hopeless puss.
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#113796 - 07/27/05 03:03 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
It must be hard to talk with that cock lodged down your throat. Fuck you Biff, take your sexual identity crisis back down to Smartts dungeon and let him treat you like the trannie you so dearly wanna be.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#113797 - 07/27/05 03:06 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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It must be hard to talk with that cock lodged down your throat. Fuck you Biff, take your sexual identity crisis back down to Smartts dungeon and let him treat you like the trannie you so dearly wanna be.




There he goes again talking about cock. Just about every one of your replies has some reference to dick in it. Fess up you closet queen. Tell everyone here the truth. You really are a fag, aren't you?
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#113798 - 07/27/05 03:10 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Cock is the only thing you and I have in common. I use mine on bitches meanwhile you typically take them in your ass or mouth.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#113799 - 07/27/05 03:11 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Cock is the only thing you and I have in common. I use mine on bitches meanwhile you typically take them in your ass or mouth.




There he goes again.
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#113800 - 07/27/05 03:14 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:

There he goes again.




What an absolutely thought provoking post. Is it possible for you to post more than three syllables? Or are you just so mentally challenged that like a gorilla being taught sign language, thats all you can communicate with... simple words and symbols such as
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#113801 - 07/27/05 03:46 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Yeah I updated my blog with new pictures from PSK. Click Herefor pictures. Featuring Haily Young, Genesis Skye, Flower Tucci, and more. Word check it out.

Yeah have fun and make fun of people.
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that's hot- paris hilton

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#113802 - 07/27/05 04:38 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
this isn't so much funny as revalational for me--i had no idea the acne-scarred, ubiquitous locomexican bad-guy from dusk-till-dawn hung around pornstars. i want to scream-"run away, his eyes will turn red and he'll bite you when the lights go out!"
to that poor girl. what's preventing me from doing so is i really don't give a fuck about her well-being.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#113803 - 07/27/05 07:05 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Let´s make a minute of silence. She died.


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#113804 - 07/27/05 07:08 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


Hey! It's KICKING BIRD from Dances With Wolves trying to work his camcorder...you can just hear the "What the hell..??" sounding inside his head. And check out the look on SINGS WITHOUT PIGMENT's face..."Are they laughing at me???"
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Are you gonna eat that?

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#113805 - 07/27/05 08:37 PM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Hey! It's KICKING BIRD from Dances With Wolves trying to work his camcorder...you can just hear the "What the hell..??" sounding inside his head. And check out the look on SINGS WITHOUT PIGMENT's face..."Are they laughing at me???"




That ain't much of an Injun to have that tanline, and you are spot on about "walks with no melatonin", but what concerns me is the fucking tranny pic thrown willy-nilly into the thread. I'm all about verbal assaults and knife fights, but that pic has showed up uncalled for three or four times in here. If the GodDamned Monkey was doing his job as Moderator in here he'd punt this cancer and let Malice sort it out. I know Malice must be out of town or on vacation because I've had a serious PM having nothing to do with any specific user go unread and un-answered for going on three days. Monkey do what needs to be done and at least delete these posts. That's all I ask or I'm going to take my hard-earned investment capital and move it to the Randi Wright Board along with the Arab and his Chef hat. No one will miss me but there will come a time when they miss the Arab.

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#113806 - 07/28/05 12:41 AM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473


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#113807 - 07/28/05 01:06 AM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
LOL you are on a roll today! Thanks so much for being so kind to me, WTF is your deal, there are girls in this biz a lot more skinny then me, i dont know why you always have to be so negative towards me, im trying to make you all happy! WHatever, Good night guys!

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#113808 - 07/28/05 01:18 AM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

LOL you are on a roll today! Thanks so much for being so kind to me, WTF is your deal, there are girls in this biz a lot more skinny then me, i dont know why you always have to be so negative towards me, im trying to make you all happy! WHatever, Good night guys!




Stop calling ´em guys. They´re not "guys". They´re fags. They don´t like women. They just want to see women degraded by male penises. They worship male peniseses.

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#113809 - 07/28/05 06:37 AM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
SEMBENE Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/05
Posts: 63
Loc: Africa/L.A. till mid-august
Quote:

LOL you are on a roll today! Thanks so much for being so kind to me, WTF is your deal, there are girls in this biz a lot more skinny then me, i dont know why you always have to be so negative towards me, im trying to make you all happy! WHatever, Good night guys!




Don't worry about Shaddup, Hailey, here's his pimped out ride.



S.

P.S. You're fine as hell. Keep posting pics.
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Xala, baby, Xala

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#113810 - 07/28/05 09:28 AM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Goddamnit Hailey! Please be careful around strangers. He has that she is in so much danger Rico Suave look on his face. He didn't actually touch you did he?
Quote:




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you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn

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#113811 - 07/28/05 10:07 AM Re: Pornstar Karaoke
Cow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 348
Loc: Venice, LA
Quote:

im trying to make you all happy!


Quote:







This picture made me happy!Finally you seems to understand who´s beside you.

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