Recently Hardware's been taking a flaming ax to any thread with even the slightest stench of Simp on it. The guy's going a little overboard. I'm pretty sure these aren't Simp, but these two threads felt the blade fast. Hell, that first one had one measly post, then WHACK!

Simp crested awhile ago, but he's still ten-times funnier than most people, so it's all good. I look at Simp the same way I look at Kubrick. Kubrick was never going to top A Clockwork Orange, but his work after was still very much enjoyable, and better than most of the other American (technically) filmmakers. If Simp throws out an Eyes Wide Shut every so often it's okay because we know his work as a whole is brilliant.

Steph and Drew... Sorry, I'm not on drugs and I'd have to be to contemplate what they're sex life must be like. Sick bastard...

Good to see you posting, Ivor.