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I find myself compelled to wonder what must their sex life be like? What's the betting that she's a merciless, strap-on wielding Domme and he's her sissy bitch?

Where next for Simp? His past achievements are beyond reproach, but he seems to have reached a zenith and now has a critical choice to make. Will he be able to keep innovating through the message-board medium, or must he become a real-life Travis Bickle for the sake of his art?

Why, in the biggest era of opportunity porn has ever had, is so much of it total crap? Features have boring plot and lukewarm sex, most gonzo is so mechanical that the heat of the perverted sex is lost. Why hasn't anyone managed to combine a fast-paced interest-holding plot with spectacular action setpieces? We need a Quentin Tarantino of porn.

What could possess an 18 year old boy to blow himself up on a bus in the city I work in? What's the fine print on this Allah chap's deal? Do the seventy virgins have to do everything I say? Will they do heavenly virgin ATOGM?


I'll check back when I'm sober and see how this turned out.



Ivor, why again did they ban you from ADT? Just curious, maybe you could provide a link to the thread with the post that got you banned if you have time.

As far as Stephs sex life, I'm guessing that no one is fucking her while looking at her but rather have her bent over while watching some porn vid.. at least from what I gather about how she looks in person.

Simp is now exploring the usefulness of which leaves 88 more for him to explore here.

As far as the porn productions go, I think it is an economics thing.. put 5 nasty gonzo scenes in a flick with a ton of fucking in each scene or go back to the way it was done in the 70's and 80's where you have more plot, less sex in the scenes and less scenes with sex in them. Probably there is a high demand for the former right now, 5 years from now maybe it will revert back to the way it used to be done.

18 yr olds blow themselves up because they believe they will then go to heaven, where several virgins are there waiting to have there cherries popped by the psycho when he gets there, it's called brainwashing.

Now, stop bragging about the good weed you be smoking.. some of the rest of us aren't all that fortunate, at least as of late.