Everyone else has done the drug posting thing so I suppose it's my turn. The truth is I'm a big softie who's never dared to experiment to the degree that many here have. I have, however, just had a rare chance to sample some exceptionally potent weed. I'm really just trying to document it's effects here:


What is the attraction between ADT Steph and Drew? I mean, he's pretty cool most of the time, but she's the online personification of Nurse Ratchet. Hideous though it is to imagine, I find myself compelled to wonder what must their sex life be like? What's the betting that she's a merciless, strap-on wielding Domme and he's her sissy bitch?

Where next for Simp? His past achievements are beyond reproach, but he seems to have reached a zenith and now has a critical choice to make. Will he be able to keep innovating through the message-board medium, or must he become a real-life Travis Bickle for the sake of his art?

Why, in the biggest era of opportunity porn has ever had, is so much of it total crap? Features have boring plot and lukewarm sex, most gonzo is so mechanical that the heat of the perverted sex is lost. Why hasn't anyone managed to combine a fast-paced interest-holding plot with spectacular action setpieces? We need a Quentin Tarantino of porn.

What could possess an 18 year old boy to blow himself up on a bus in the city I work in? What's the fine print on this Allah chap's deal? Do the seventy virgins have to do everything I say? Will they do heavenly virgin ATOGM?


I'll check back when I'm sober and see how this turned out.

i'm worried about simp's legacy. martin drugs was diabolical and all, but he had to waste 2/3 of his posts on posts totally unrelated to his mission and the mods there are paranoid enough to lock non-simp threads. anything related to his favorite topic seems to get shut asap right now. not to mention hardware's become really good at sniffing him out.

his posts are impossible to reply to here, but often funny enough it doesn't matter, but simp-what's up with the new username to say the same thing here?

i'm not sure what tribe it is in the american southwest that sends young warriors out into the cactus fields with a bit of peyote from the medicine man, but the experience is definetly mirrored at xxxpt. you're truly one of us now, i think everyone has to experience the "getting really fucked up and posting" initiation ritual at some point and do it without killing FBI agents like monstar's people.

Recently Hardware's been taking a flaming ax to any thread with even the slightest stench of Simp on it. The guy's going a little overboard. I'm pretty sure these aren't Simp, but these two threads felt the blade fast. Hell, that first one had one measly post, then WHACK!

Simp crested awhile ago, but he's still ten-times funnier than most people, so it's all good. I look at Simp the same way I look at Kubrick. Kubrick was never going to top A Clockwork Orange, but his work after was still very much enjoyable, and better than most of the other American (technically) filmmakers. If Simp throws out an Eyes Wide Shut every so often it's okay because we know his work as a whole is brilliant.

Steph and Drew... Sorry, I'm not on drugs and I'd have to be to contemplate what they're sex life must be like. Sick bastard...

Good to see you posting, Ivor.

Six stars of the northern cross,
In mourning for their sister's loss,
In a final flash of glory
Nevermore to grace the night...

what i love the most about this thread is that harry wild figured he could capitalize on my lack of popularity over there and get a shot in. alas, it was deleted after about 5 minutes by the mods----harry, you'll always be my stupid, simple punk bitch. bitch.

they finally took down the thing about "how to pirate meatholes dvds" thanks to scipio.