Everyone else has done the drug posting thing so I suppose it's my turn. The truth is I'm a big softie who's never dared to experiment to the degree that many here have. I have, however, just had a rare chance to sample some exceptionally potent weed. I'm really just trying to document it's effects here:


What is the attraction between ADT Steph and Drew? I mean, he's pretty cool most of the time, but she's the online personification of Nurse Ratchet. Hideous though it is to imagine, I find myself compelled to wonder what must their sex life be like? What's the betting that she's a merciless, strap-on wielding Domme and he's her sissy bitch?

Where next for Simp? His past achievements are beyond reproach, but he seems to have reached a zenith and now has a critical choice to make. Will he be able to keep innovating through the message-board medium, or must he become a real-life Travis Bickle for the sake of his art?

Why, in the biggest era of opportunity porn has ever had, is so much of it total crap? Features have boring plot and lukewarm sex, most gonzo is so mechanical that the heat of the perverted sex is lost. Why hasn't anyone managed to combine a fast-paced interest-holding plot with spectacular action setpieces? We need a Quentin Tarantino of porn.

What could possess an 18 year old boy to blow himself up on a bus in the city I work in? What's the fine print on this Allah chap's deal? Do the seventy virgins have to do everything I say? Will they do heavenly virgin ATOGM?


I'll check back when I'm sober and see how this turned out.