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#113604 - 07/25/05 07:50 PM
policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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He has HIV and will start PM'ing you asking you to give him money for his treatment, avoid responding to his postings if you don't with to recieve such solicitations. If you recieve a PM from him asking about your children, please notify Grip Johnson or Owen S. Mouth. Thanks.
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#113606 - 07/25/05 08:44 PM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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this should be in general porn talk but it got moved. fucking brazilian-sympathizers.
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#113609 - 07/26/05 06:12 AM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It had to be Zen that moved it because I saw it in the shit list too.
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#113611 - 07/26/05 10:45 AM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I moved it because ... it has nothing to do with porn. The Smartt hating is getting out of hand. Please read Jeff's post. Hate on Wankus or someone else worthy.
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#113615 - 07/26/05 12:36 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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Have we met?
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#113616 - 07/26/05 12:48 PM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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smartt hate will always be in vogue (that's in style for the faggot ass pirates). I will never, I repeat never stop the hate. Besides it's just plain fun. If he doesn't want people to fuck with him he needs to keep out of their threads.
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#113617 - 07/26/05 04:56 PM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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What more could you expect from a country populated entirely with the bastard children of prostitutes? From my first moments on this board I read about this donut-hole punching Brazilian and you know what, you all were right. Cleetus, are you going to let him keep spamming up A.W.O.P. or what, man?
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#113618 - 07/26/05 06:59 PM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you smartt apologists make me sick. sicker than he'll make you if left to fester here.
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#113621 - 07/26/05 09:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Okay, so I've been watching Dr. Phil and decided to make a little checklist on Smartt. You know you ought to do it- pros vs. cons. A tally sheet if you will. Here's what I have:
+2 Posts some hot Brazilian babes with great asses
+1 Is knowledgeable about American pop-culture
+1 Seems to have decent taste in rock music
+1 because he's been here so long and lived through it all
-1 Posts his own dick pics
-3 posts pics of Brazilian trannies, sometimes hidden in Brazilian fuckable babes, above
-2 Posts a link to flick of a pony-fucking woman with inadequate warning
-1 Posts Anti-American diatribes on an American board
This is a work in progress, and I haven't even added the numbers up yet, but the pony-fucker flick changed me for life and I won't get over it anytime soon.
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#113622 - 07/27/05 05:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I am now going to play constantly, for the next 24 hrs, R.E.M.'s "Its the end of the world as we know it...."
...it's still playing...fuck.... 
That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
Snakes, an aeroplane and lenny bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
Serves it’s own needs, dummy serve your own needs. feed
It off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, ladder
Start to clatter with fear fight down height. wire
In a fire, representing seven games, a government
For hire and a combat site. left of west and coming in
A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. team
By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
Look at that low playing! fine, then. uh oh,
Overflow, population, common food, but it’ll do. save
Yourself, serve yourself. world serves it’s own needs,
Listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
The revered and the right, right. you vitriolic,
Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
Psyched
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o’clock - tv hour. don’t get caught in foreign
Towers. slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
Churn. locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood
Letting. every motive escalate. automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a votive. step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
Fear cavalier. renegade steer clear! a tournament,
Tournament, a tournament of lies. offer me solutions,
Offer me alternatives and I decline
(chorus)
It’s the end of the world as we know it (it’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it (it’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it’s time I had some time alone)
I feel fine
(repeat chorus)
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
Drift divide. mountains sit in a line, leonard
Bernstein. leonid brezhnev, lenny bruce and lester
Bangs. birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! you
Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? right
(repeat chorus)
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it’s time I had some time alone)
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#113623 - 07/27/05 07:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the funny thing about smartt is he gives me hope that all non-brazilian races can, at least for a moment, put their differences aside and just hate smartt. come, let the white man, half-japanese jew, asian and black all join together in banishing this savage, wretched, penis-exposing creature. i have a dream, that smartt will be set on fire and banned.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#113624 - 07/27/05 08:07 AM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I moved it because ... it has nothing to do with porn.
Niether does the brazilan fuckable babes post he's making.
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#113626 - 07/27/05 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It all belongs in AWOP. Much like bono-one on adt he selectively enforces the policy based on his own personal feelings and preference for posters.
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#113627 - 07/27/05 02:19 PM
Re: policy regarding username "Smartt"
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I say give Smarrt his own forum or kill him. Those are the only solutions I can see. Either way, he shouldn't be able to exist anywhere in the top six forums.
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#113630 - 07/27/05 04:05 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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I've got a question guys. Smartts IP address is sitting at the bottom of every single one of his posts, in his sig. Are any of you jackoffs capable of doing something to him just by having his IP? I'll know one of you guys are capable if I never see another Smartt post again 
Nah, his IP is 127.0.0.1 and use this nifty Java applet for some exploration 
http://www.javascriptkit.com/script/cut49.shtml
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#113632 - 07/27/05 06:21 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Nah, his IP is 127.0.0.1
Did the Evil Klown ever read this post?
Damn it! You had to ruin my fun No, I didn't read it. Pinging the NIC is one of first steps to troubleshoot connectivity problems
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#113634 - 07/27/05 06:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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I've got a question guys. Smartts IP address is sitting at the bottom of every single one of his posts, in his sig. Are any of you jackoffs capable of doing something to him just by having his IP? I'll know one of you guys are capable if I never see another Smartt post again
Nah, his IP is 127.0.0.1 and use this nifty Java applet for some exploration
http://www.javascriptkit.com/script/cut49.shtml
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You guys are SO DAMN stupid! I´m having a blast here! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! MORONS!!!!!!
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#113636 - 07/27/05 08:45 PM
Smartt is in the BOX......
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Oh for fucks sake....
First, I dont know how I missed JRV's hacker thread, but that's cool shit, as Monstar said.
However, JRV, what we now have is a situation, thanks in small part to you, of an out of control Brazillian transexual wannabe acting like one of those amozonian anacondas and devouring everyone/thing it sets its eyes on.
I will risk Jeff's being pissed and put Smartt on ice, only because REALLY losing Jamesn, Arab and even Tanta for good would mean I will leave too anyway....these trannie pics are too fucking much as well. It is spam, and when Jeff sees this I am sure he will understand.
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#113637 - 07/27/05 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Look no one here hates smartt more then me, but i don't believe in banning him. If you have put him in the box then i think you should take him out.
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#113638 - 07/27/05 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Whoa- while I will say that Smartt did go over the edge tonight, there is no way that you can blame it on JRV- we all have that button and can use it at any time at our discresion. I chose not to because Smartt has been her longer than me you or any of us, Jeff likes him I guess and hasn;t irritated me of late until tonight's Spam nonsense- I have no problem with you boxing him tonight for that reason but before tonight it was no buig thing IMO. I have posted a thread asking tony to ask Jamesn to become a mod too. He has the willingness to do what he has in his vision of the board so I say give him the power and lets see what happens. I think he would be a good mod and then he can do things that he wants instead of asking for them to be done.
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#113642 - 07/27/05 08:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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smartt went over the edge tonight?. Then what are you people complaining about, i used to wait on these, they are great just have the mod take out the chicks with dicks pictures and let smartt go crazy for all to enjoy, god i miss sammura.
That's all I asked for. Just delete the spam posts and let him stay. I will enjoy watching him twist slowly, crosseyes bulging, in the light breeze blowing across the gallows.
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I don't understand the animosity. 
(tears of laughter roll down monkeys face). Do as i order?, when did fantasy and reality become one in smartts mind, was it then 15th or 1500 time he watched conan the barbarian?. 
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