BigDaddy screws up a good Blowjob
This morning I busted out my Mountain Bike and headed for a local mountain bike trail. Armed with my bike helmet, and iPod I ventured off into wooded slopes. I was moving along at a pretty good pace when I went rolling around a sharp corner, and to my surprise rode up on 2 girls and a guy. I had to lock up my brakes as to not hit them. I quickly realized that I had nearly crashed into a girl giving a guy what appeared to be a fantastic blowjob, with another girl on her knees watching maybe even participating, I'm not sure. The guy jumped behind a tree with his pants down to his ankles, and the girls raced after him. I heard one of them say "I think he is a cop". Ummm, me a cop? Not hardly. Not wanting to miss a good show I tried to yell for them to not stop on my account. But, it was too late. They disappeared.

That pretty much killed any motivation to keep riding. That poor bastard who's balls are throbbing in pain cause I inadvertently cock-blocked him from a nice blowjob from possibly two girls. I truly am sorry.