1) He murders children and eats them whole.

Partially False, He can’t physically unhinge his jaw and devour them whole so he makes toddler jerky from their meat and then grinds the rest up to make sausages.

2) He likes transsexuals.

False, he’s absolutely obsessed with them.

3) He is a mulatto.

False, he’s just brown because of his love for tranny-scat porn.

4) He gave up the family business to run a video store.

False, he still works his dad’s old job as a Glory Hole Service Engineer.

5) He hates the USA.

False, he’s absolutely obsessed with us.

6) He had only been molested by his Father as a child.

False, His mom did it also. She used to put out her cigars out on his testicles.

7) He once posted a picture of his own cock.

False, That was his oversized hermaphrodite clit.

8) That he’s a small dick, glasses wearing, fat ass loser that needs to cut some of that loose skin off his dick, and needs to stop getting mad because he’s got dick cheese.

False, Samurra was just on crack.

9) He was sad over the death of friend Fabio Scorpion.

False, he was sad because he now knows no one to get him on to the sets of the tranny movies being filmed all over brazil.

+1 I am still too new and generally aloof to fully comprehend the abomination that is Smartt, but I know enough to appreciate what this thread conveys...well done, chap, well done.

Now if only I had the time to watch Movie Monster.com 8 hours a day and catch up with Contemporary Porn in general I could contribute more to this place, apart from reactively introspective self absorbed diatribes....thank god I am honest and have freak-show-like entertaining qualities.

Self-absorbed diatribes are delicious.

smartt's sig file fucked me good when I posted from work. Shit, all I ever wanted was a few dvd recommendations, not a posting career.

Dance closer to the flame.

I can thank smartt for wising me up to the evil of my slacking ways.

Yeah, what is that in his sig.? Take that thing down and use a funny quote like us normal people

No big deal since I am the boss when it comes to that shit. Pretty sloppy, though, but I've become lazy and stupid.

cobalt, don't spoil the brazilian like that!!
it'll start thinking it's human or valuable if you keep talking to it. have you ever seen what a smartt left unmolested and feeling it won't be attacked will do to your furniture? your children? you'll be cleaning the slime out of them for weeks, now kick it to show it who's boss!