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#113469 - 03/13/07 05:59 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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Well good catch R, but for me there is no need to zoom, I can see the Quizno's Toasted <fill in da blank> hanging like a booger off an otherwise gorgeous face.
Melissa has been too long in the states. She needs to go back to france and get back on and into the french way of living and the diet, where you can EAT and EAT and EAT all the fattening, delicious shit you want and gain zero pounds and watch your cholesterol actually dip... Melissa is still one of the most gorgeous women in porn, but it is clear the deleterious impact of the American way of life/diet is screwing with her big time. She might wanna lay off the vics too...just sayin'....lots of chicks gain weight (initially) when they pop pain pills.
Ah bullshit, even with that "roll" Mel is still hott...just dont let it go any further than this Mel....
I was trying to give her the benefit of doubt. Like maybe the chub was enhanced by shadow, or captured at an unflattering angle, or... fuck it. Yeah, it's not good. The more you examine it, the more the sad truth jumps out.
There's nothing more tragic than a girl who squanders the gift of beauty -- the greatest gift ANYONE can receive. In Mel's case it's a double tragedy since she has already paid a lot of money to enhance her look (boob job).
Luckily, she still has that face, and she's nowhere near Lisa Sparxxx territory, so it should only take a little work to get back in great shape.
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#113471 - 03/16/07 11:22 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam.
(pic 3 months old).
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#113474 - 03/17/07 12:08 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam. (pic 3 months old).
Did the French broad just say y'all?
The pic looks adorable, but 3 months can do alot of things to one's body tone.
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#113477 - 03/17/07 02:01 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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For the most part fake tits look horrible, but I think Melissa got some good ones. Definitly far from "mangled." Kudos on doing your research before going under the knife, Missy. I think you could put on 30 more lbs and still look great.
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#113478 - 03/17/07 03:06 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Still very, very strokeworthy.  Melissa, according to Leah Luv, Hillary Scott's ass smells. How's yours these days? Seriously. I'm very interested.
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