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#113419 - 07/24/05 11:56 AM
Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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We all knew it would end this way when the hair went black. The girl was a sophoclean creation, willfully thrashing against her fate until coming to a tragic end. She was once a nice, promising young girl and leaves her my little pony collection to the bitter porn director who came here to tell about how pornography had left her barren and she leaves her jamie gillis doll to pariah, despite her dissapointment with finding out that she was to recieve dollars not euros as she anticipated. she clearly learned to be such a "good soldier" from the abusive relationship with brandon. he taught her how to hide the bruises he'd leave while shouting "tell me i'm taller than you! say it!" ---then *POP!* everything changed after that, she was dead inside and pushed the limits like a person seeking freedom from life rather than thrills and adrenalin.
she was found dead last night, half-eaten by a polar bear she had fitted in leather bondage gear. if you'd like to make a donation to her memory, please make all checks payable to the "deport brandon irons fund".
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#113421 - 07/24/05 12:02 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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delete the highly-disrespectful post by smartt, i appreciate it mods
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#113422 - 07/24/05 12:05 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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smartt You are a piece of human dung. you've ruined this hilarious thread. Monkey you need to delete his thread a soon as you see it.
By the way, is that front page proof of your handiwork?
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#113424 - 07/24/05 12:56 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
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Oh fuck...
C'mon Smartt, the last thing the porn industry needs right now is that sort of thing on an industry bulliten board.
Can someone please remove that grusome image?
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#113425 - 07/24/05 04:01 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Thats just what Smartt does to little boys who say no.
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#113426 - 07/24/05 06:30 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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'a polar bear in leather bondage gear' that's great!
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#113427 - 07/24/05 06:38 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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WHere is Melissa anyway? I haven't seen her post anywhere lately.
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#113428 - 07/24/05 07:18 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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I haven't seen her post anywhere lately.
Good.
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#113430 - 07/24/05 07:27 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
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#113431 - 07/24/05 07:30 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Damn, I thought everyone liked Mel.
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#113432 - 07/24/05 07:56 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Last I heard Melissa was going to shoot for insex - and they're not softcore - and her boob job had been rescheduled for a few weeks later. Her myspace page says she is logging in there so she hasn't completely disappeared.
Who knows? Maybe she's bored with porn forums. Hopefully Gen or Kami will run into her at some point and get the scoop.
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#113434 - 07/25/05 04:35 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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this is great, monkey's a genius---somone's now constantly reading this thread a-la wallice. why couldn't it have been smartt instead being devoured by that polar bear with an erection? there's no fucking justice.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#113435 - 07/27/05 11:46 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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and to think smartt's final demise started here.....you're history brazilian, take your second smartt account with you and go get head from more aids-ridden trannies. it's over for you here, you're disgraced.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#113436 - 07/28/05 12:00 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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and to think smartt's final demise started here.....you're history brazilian, take your second smartt account with you and go get head from more aids-ridden trannies. it's over for you here, you're disgraced.
Yawn.
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#113437 - 07/28/05 12:03 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Yawn huh? is that the noise you make while trying to swallow your dead girlfriends knob? I hate to break this to you, IT probably killed itself because of something you did to IT. Your a sick fucker that should be burned at the stake and then chopped into little parts and shipped off into space so that you cant possibly contaminate anything humans have contact with, both now and in the future.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#113438 - 02/13/06 04:13 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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jesus, melissa's bitter now that she's got a pink-sock for an asshole.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#113439 - 02/13/06 02:44 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I fucking love Melissa. Quote:
Damn, I thought everyone liked Mel.
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#113440 - 02/13/06 05:55 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I like meliss but im aware of how evil she is at the same time.
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#113445 - 02/13/06 10:50 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Shes 21 like Envy is 25  Someone should carbon date her pussy, I'm sure youd find out shes really like 28. Not that I'm advocating the Skeeter Kerkoves and TT Boys of the world but I think the most erotic thing I could ever watch of Melissa would be a total role reversal in which shes on the receiving end of someones singapore cane. I would love to participate in the smacking....  Theres something erotic about a bitch that makes a living off of degrading and humiliating men, and then all of a sudden shes beaten into submission herself. 
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#113446 - 02/13/06 11:01 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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She's very cool -- I've always liked her and sometimes she really cracks me up.
Also, I think james has her birth year wrong. She's only recently 21, I think.
She was an active and very funny poster here for a while, in spite of being Brandon Irons bitch at the time.
Then, Brandon got caught with all his fake usernames and everyone just thought "eewwww, what if that was him". About the time we got over that, she started the hellfire sex thing and now everyone is just scared.
As to her age, I think james is using a different source other than what AVN might say. Regardless, she looks great.
People who were around back in those halcyon days will remember her trademark smiley: 
Hard to imagine her using that now, huh?
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#113448 - 02/13/06 11:13 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Goddamn it's good to have Coochie back.
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#113449 - 02/14/06 12:17 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Everytime I've ever talked to Melissa, she's always been cheerful and bright.
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#113450 - 02/14/06 12:18 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Then, Brandon got caught with all his fake usernames and everyone just thought "eewwww, what if that was him". About the time we got over that, she started the hellfire sex thing and now everyone is just scared.
Like thats pretty much what happened, that and she tried to kill me. Both equally disturbing, depending on who you are i guess.
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LOL... I don't like EVERYONE, I just like most people. Because I can't go around bad-mouthing people in the industry (some of us already know how much trouble that's gotten me into) I can't express my dislike for certain people. But believe me, there are a few people in the industry I'd like to see get their teeth knocked out. But only a few.
Holly hates me but plays nice because i fund her shoots.
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Goddamn it's good to have Coochie back.
Yes, nothing says home like walking in and seeing the dog has shit on the carpet and your wife is fucking the handyman, good to have you back coochie.
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#113452 - 02/15/06 03:15 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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She is the fucking DEVIL and she is here to do the devils work.
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#113454 - 02/15/06 05:34 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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She has overtaken my soul a time or two.
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#113458 - 07/07/06 10:53 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You suck Melissa.... and all french people have nothing on dog shit.
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#113459 - 07/08/06 01:22 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
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#113464 - 03/13/07 02:08 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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She looks great in the pics h2c posted. The little-to-no make-up look is difficult for any girl to pull off, but she does it. Kudos to her for still looking fresh-faced.
It bothers me that I like Frenchy. It really does.
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#113465 - 03/13/07 02:27 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I just looked at the pictures again, a little more closely, and noticed the stomach region. Damn, that's unfortunate.
Can anybody zoom in on her stomach in the second pic so we can clearly see what we're dealing with here?
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#113466 - 03/13/07 04:31 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren- 1980-2005
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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You bastards stop screwing with Mel
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