this is great, monkey's a genius---somone's now constantly reading this thread a-la wallice. why couldn't it have been smartt instead being devoured by that polar bear with an erection? there's no fucking justice.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits