We all knew it would end this way when the hair went black. The girl was a sophoclean creation, willfully thrashing against her fate until coming to a tragic end. She was once a nice, promising young girl and leaves her my little pony collection to the bitter porn director who came here to tell about how pornography had left her barren and she leaves her jamie gillis doll to pariah, despite her dissapointment with finding out that she was to recieve dollars not euros as she anticipated. she clearly learned to be such a "good soldier" from the abusive relationship with brandon. he taught her how to hide the bruises he'd leave while shouting "tell me i'm taller than you! say it!" ---then *POP!* everything changed after that, she was dead inside and pushed the limits like a person seeking freedom from life rather than thrills and adrenalin.

she was found dead last night, half-eaten by a polar bear she had fitted in leather bondage gear. if you'd like to make a donation to her memory, please make all checks payable to the "deport brandon irons fund".
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits