Favorite skanks:

Brooke Ballentyne - Her gummy smile and backwoods "Cleetus the slack-jawed yokel" North Carolina accent were odd at first, but as soon as I saw her lick a poorly aimed load of sperm off of a carpet, I was in love.

Claudia Adkins - Her jet-black hair and thick Russian accent, plus her uninhibited anal and cumswallowing scenes, were probably the best thing to happen with the collapse of the Soviet Union. Now she can come to the capitalist Great Satan and do an interracial anal gangbang for potato chips and a sandwich. I read she was a doctor in Russia but a capable whore in porn valley.