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#113389 - 07/24/05 09:14 AM
Favorite skanky pornstars
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Being honest here theres two types of porn stars, the princesses (jenna, krystal steal, jesse jane,etc) and then theres the skanks (janet jacme, gen padova,etc), the princesses get all the love and adulation from the fans and porn media, and the monkey has decided its time to honor the skanky stars out there in the trenches slugging it out for a small glimpse of air time, all fighting over that small opening for the spotlight like a staved junkyard dog who catches the smell of rancid deer meat blowing in the wind. So this thread is about the skanks, for the skanks by those who love the skanks. Please feel free to add a list of your favorite skanks and if you feel like it why you like them. Heres few of mine.
Janet Jacme: Obvious pick i know, sole reason porn directors looked into sound proofing rooms for all future porn scenes, she never holds back and still gives what looks like one of the most incredible blow jobs. She is well past jerkablity now given the fact she is pushing 40 and 250, but it the early to mid 90's she ranks up there with the best of them.
Mariah: B grade latin skank. Has her moments where she looked weathered in scenes probably after having children or off a recent charlie sheen coke party but early on she was really cute and was open to most things.
Devon Michaels: Hard to work out what it is about her that does it for me, maybe the giant fake teeth, maybe her manly abs and back or maybe because i know if she was a mlb ball player she would be a lock for a 25 game suspension. Quite possibly a combo of all of th above, she was born to be a porn stars, she isn't timid and churns out good scenes.
Clouey: now i think she only did 2-3 scenes and this is really digging deep into the barrel of skank. She isn't attractive at all, yet i watch. She is the text book definition of hood rat (for those who have seen her stuff they will know exactly what im talking about). Yet i enjoyed the two scenes i saw her in. Her dirty talk is both funny and hot , lets see what you are really about underneath these pants (sly laugh and smile)
Simone: Last but not least, simone, top of the b grade heap, the piss negotiator, cute, over the top , reasonable scenes, takes willing facials, take a scene of hers over a tyler faith or haven any day of the week.
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#113390 - 07/24/05 10:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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My 2 cents Gen-any whore under 5' who gets pissed on can't be all bad Ashley Blue (2-3 years ago)-super raunchy scenes from a girl that looks like she should be running a day care center. Has anyone ever done a sloppier blowjob? Melissa Lauren-A skank from France...and she's really pretty shy in person, which just makes her such a better pig onscreen. If you look closely at Tony's avitar, you can see how the puke is running out her mouth before she even blinks or pulls back-priceless! Anastasia Blue-just a dirty loud tiny whore that gave a great gagging blowjob. Kat-Currently one of the cutest girls in this catagory, and will never make it out of the skank catagory-a purgatory only her fans will enjoy. Kitty-Super small asian whore, just back from dropping a pup. Liked this one cause she looks way too young, doesn't seem to be having much fun, cum dodging etc, but still makes her diaper money fucking on film. Ain't America great! Let's hear some other opinions-I need to expand my rental selection. 
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#113391 - 07/24/05 10:08 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Ava Devine: Yeah shes got tig ole bitties but she has no fuckin face and any bitch that signs off on getting drilled by lil pimp has to fall under the category of Skank. Most of the pussies of pornstars us guys would wanna eat...no no no, not Ms. Ava Devine, her shit looks like it wants to eat us.
Jackie Moore: She also fucked lil pimp hence the automatic categorization for this bitch whos got a schnoz bigger than pinnochios. Bitch looks like a Sleepwalker and also sucks dick like shes sleepwalking 
Jeanna Fine: She was the nastiest of the nastiest back in the day, she fucked a hermaphrodite, I swear she did bitches. She did give a great blow job, I'll admit that, but thats only further telling as to how skanky that bitch actually is. Anyone that sucks a dick better than they can throw a baseball definitely deserves to be put in this category.
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#113393 - 07/24/05 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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This thread is both great and disturbing. It opens doors that we don't want to acknowledge ourselves let alone share with others, but its healthy i think. BTW im currently dating the 4th place finisher in miss wheelchair america. How you like me now? (strikes a gangsta pose). Wheel that ass in here.
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#113394 - 07/24/05 08:59 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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Have to go with Chloe(the one that had her clit ripped out when she was a girl, not dead chloe), brunnette, kind of skinny. One of those girls that you could do anything to sexually.
Also have to give honorable mention to Phyllisha Anne. Prime trailer park trash, just let any guy do anything to her. Another girl who doesn't have the word "no" in her lexicon.
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#113395 - 07/24/05 09:10 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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J.R. Carrington. Hot, few no-no's and a killer ass that took more abuse than a fat kid in elementary school.
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#113396 - 07/24/05 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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My 2 cents
Gen-any whore under 5' who gets pissed on can't be all bad
Ashley Blue (2-3 years ago)-super raunchy scenes from a girl that looks like she should be running a day care center. Has anyone ever done a sloppier blowjob?
Melissa Lauren-A skank from France...and she's really pretty shy in person, which just makes her such a better pig onscreen. If you look closely at Tony's avitar, you can see how the puke is running out her mouth before she even blinks or pulls back-priceless!
Anastasia Blue-just a dirty loud tiny whore that gave a great gagging blowjob.
Kat-Currently one of the cutest girls in this catagory, and will never make it out of the skank catagory-a purgatory only her fans will enjoy.
Kitty-Super small asian whore, just back from dropping a pup. Liked this one cause she looks way too young, doesn't seem to be having much fun, cum dodging etc, but still makes her diaper money fucking on film. Ain't America great!
Let's hear some other opinions-I need to expand my rental selection.
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Have to go with Chloe(the one that had her clit ripped out when she was a girl, not dead chloe), brunnette, kind of skinny. One of those girls that you could do anything to sexually.
Also have to give honorable mention to Phyllisha Anne. Prime trailer park trash, just let any guy do anything to her. Another girl who doesn't have the word "no" in her lexicon.
I love all those chicks mentioned by Smutfiend and C62- I would add Cherry Rose and I am not sure where Aurora would fit in either. I guess I am just a skank fan- the pricesses really don't do too much for me at all.
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#113397 - 07/24/05 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I guess I am just a skank fan- the pricesses really don't do too much for me at all.
HA! good! more for me suckas!
now if you will excuse me i have to do Mercedes luandry and i have to get up early to wash jessica drakes car.
..chumps...the lot of you.
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#113399 - 07/24/05 09:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Ok- I did like Savannah , Raquel Darrian, Annette HAven
damn cleet..you reached back into the vault for those broads...I know of Savannah & Raquel but not annette...
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I have as feeling that you will have competion from Monkey with regard to the princess population so you are not home free yet. 
really? i figured nothing but disdain from the primate when it comes to the princesses of porn.
...but i guess odd shit happens all the time
I thought the best dvd i would ever see is Brittney Skye in "PORNSTAR" but only wanted to take a shot of jack, splash it on eyes and light the fuckers on fire after watching that dreck.
back to the matter at hand ...skanky chix;
...Damn. i cannot think of any that i would rub one out to...
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#113402 - 07/25/05 07:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#113403 - 12/22/05 07:40 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/16/05
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Melissa Lauren-A skank from France...and she's really pretty shy in person, which just makes her such a better pig onscreen. If you look closely at Tony's avitar, you can see how the puke is running out her mouth before she even blinks or pulls back-priceless!
Does anyone know what movie this refers to?
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#113405 - 12/22/05 05:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Favorite skanks: Brooke Ballentyne - Her gummy smile and backwoods "Cleetus the slack-jawed yokel" North Carolina accent were odd at first, but as soon as I saw her lick a poorly aimed load of sperm off of a carpet, I was in love.  Claudia Adkins - Her jet-black hair and thick Russian accent, plus her uninhibited anal and cumswallowing scenes, were probably the best thing to happen with the collapse of the Soviet Union. Now she can come to the capitalist Great Satan and do an interracial anal gangbang for potato chips and a sandwich. I read she was a doctor in Russia but a capable whore in porn valley.
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