Who the fuck is this guy? I dont even know you nor have I read any other posts, but it doesnt take a genius to know that youve never had pussy before. Do us all a favor and book a flight to vegas and get yourself some pussy, then come back to the board when youve discovered what your dick and balls are for. IN the meantime heres a smiley for you Jenna Jameson ass licker

I don't like Jenna Jameson. She avoids degrading poprn and she looks like an uglier 'Cheers'-era Shelley Long. Well that isn't entirely true. I like her insofar as she thinks those E! and VH1 things she's appeared on are proof of her progress toward or possession of mainstream credibility of any kind. Sad delusions of this sort are harbingers of personal tragedy. I hope she's invested well because her life is ruined any way you look at it. She make think she's avoided degradation, but in the long run not so. I dream of her future tears of regret with a swollen member griped tightly and expertly in my pistoning fist.

If I had a pet bird I would name it Smokey McDope Cloud