Um, hey, 'scuse me, please, yeah. Dumb redneck here -- what in the name of fuck is a South American sand nigger? Is that possible? Let me try and work this out. Cross a Chilean with a Palestinian. Spigger. Nic. Niccer?

Where is whitey's ethnic slur, by the way? 'Cracker' just don't cut it. But I digress.

Was I supposed to say something on topic? SHIT! Monstar's going to come after me if I don't.

"You guys are mean."

Is this mean? Dude, if you make in your entire life the amount of money a top-shelf porn whore makes in a month, I'll eat the peanuts out of your shit. I'll let you fuck my wife. Start keeping records.