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#113282 - 07/22/05 11:55 AM You guys are mean.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I bet some of the girls you guys insult read this stuff and cry. It doesn't sound logical because you'd assume that once they've been hatefully bukkaked, gangbanged, and throatfucked that mere written insults would roll off their backs. But in my heart, I sense this isn't true.
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#113283 - 07/22/05 12:11 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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I bet some of the girls you guys insult read this stuff and cry. It doesn't sound logical because you'd assume that once they've been hatefully bukkaked, gangbanged, and throatfucked that mere written insults would roll off their backs. But in my heart, I sense this isn't true.





No. The girls just laught all the way to the bank, while the no-life morons spend their no-life lives typing insults here.

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#113284 - 07/22/05 12:21 PM Re: You guys are mean.
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Wow, you're not even a fraction as dumb as everyone says you are, smartt. Can I be your bitch?
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#113285 - 07/22/05 12:26 PM Re: You guys are mean.
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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No. The girls just laught all the way to the bank, while the no-life morons spend their no-life lives typing insults here.




Still not dead yet, you South American sand nigger?
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#113286 - 07/22/05 12:46 PM Re: You guys are mean.
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Um, hey, 'scuse me, please, yeah. Dumb redneck here -- what in the name of fuck is a South American sand nigger? Is that possible? Let me try and work this out. Cross a Chilean with a Palestinian. Spigger. Nic. Niccer?

Where is whitey's ethnic slur, by the way? 'Cracker' just don't cut it. But I digress.

Was I supposed to say something on topic? SHIT! Monstar's going to come after me if I don't.

"You guys are mean."

Is this mean? Dude, if you make in your entire life the amount of money a top-shelf porn whore makes in a month, I'll eat the peanuts out of your shit. I'll let you fuck my wife. Start keeping records.
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#113287 - 07/22/05 01:03 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
If the thread does not stay on topic- should we lock it
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#113288 - 07/22/05 01:04 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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you'd assume that once they've been hatefully bukkaked, gangbanged, and throatfucked that mere written insults would roll off their backs. But in my heart, I sense this isn't true.




Simp?

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#113289 - 07/22/05 01:09 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Simp?




What are some of Simp's other old handles at ADT. Any of them as devious as Martin Drugs?

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#113290 - 07/22/05 01:11 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Did you check out ATM Card yet? He wrote some real gems.


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#113291 - 07/22/05 02:31 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Did you check out ATM Card yet? He wrote some real gems.




Thanks. I was drunk when you mentioned ATM Card in the chat last night. I checked 'em out. They show Simp in the formative years. Now if I can find the thread where Jeff got kicked out my history lesson will be complete.

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#113292 - 07/22/05 02:34 PM Re: You guys are mean.
cumalloverher Offline
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This is slightly off topic, but...
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#113293 - 07/22/05 02:38 PM Re: You guys are mean.
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Now I know nobody said nigger
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#113294 - 07/22/05 02:39 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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They show Simp in the formative years.




Indeed, he didn't start capitalizing "upsidedown" yet.

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Now if I can find the thread where Jeff got kicked out my history lesson will be complete.




Ask and ye shall receive:

http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19203&FORUM_ID=1&CAT_ID=1&m=&reply=109830#post109830

A true classic.

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#113295 - 07/22/05 02:57 PM Re: You guys are mean.
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
I didn't hear any "n" word. Who the fuck would be crass and insensitive enough say the "n" word?

(Was that coherent and on topic? The drugs are wearing off and I really can't tell.)
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#113296 - 07/22/05 03:09 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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(Was that coherent and on topic? The drugs are wearing off and I really can't tell.)


If those ever become requirements we may need to shut down.
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#113297 - 07/22/05 03:41 PM Off Topic
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Registered: 07/21/05
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Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
All's I do is sit around watching pornography all day and playing with myself. I feel kind of bad about this. Not only am I wasting time I could be contributing to the betterment of my community, but I also fear my mind may being warped.
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#113298 - 07/22/05 03:48 PM Re: Off Topic
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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All's I do is sit around watching pornography all day and playing with myself. I feel kind of bad about this. Not only am I wasting time I could be contributing to the betterment of my community, but I also fear my mind may being warped.




Most definately, unambiguously, unequivocally, without a doubt, Simp.



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#113299 - 07/22/05 09:21 PM Re: Off Topic
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Most definately, unambiguously, unequivocally, without a doubt, Simp.



Addendum: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=websites&Number=107315&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Board=Requests&Number=107674

My fuck do I ever love this guy.






Shit you are right. Now I've been Simped. I love the subtle build up of jack-off bananas until they became the substance of the posts. If he'd said he had an idear I'd have recognized him straight-away but instead he took the less used tack of bettering his community.

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#113300 - 07/22/05 10:35 PM Re: You guys are mean.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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No. The girls just laught all the way to the bank, while the no-life morons spend their no-life lives typing insults here.






LOL. I love how most of the humor that comes from this smartt post is in the fact that he believes it.

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#113301 - 07/23/05 07:12 AM Re: You guys are mean.
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Getting a new hobby is expensive. So, between this, TV or yard work ..
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#113302 - 07/23/05 10:52 PM Re: You guys are mean.
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
Hell yeah, Jeff and Wang made that thread tolerable.

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#113303 - 07/24/05 07:19 AM Re: You guys are mean.
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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No. The girls just laught all the way to the bank, while the no-life morons spend their no-life lives typing insults here.





This I never fucking understood. WTF is meant by someone with 'no life'? I tend to be literal & straightforward so my first notion is we are talking about dead fuckers when we say someone with 'no life.' I have several friends in prison who seem actually content with their lives...now granted they have very little options, but it is a life nonetheless. So in the context of the usual use and application of the term 'no life', which typically comes from the mouths of people like porn whores, strippers and groupies directed at fat, smelly, average-looking-or-worse guys who spend 17 hours a day on their computer, I can assume that "Having no life" means NOT fucking who or what or when you want to. Now I am all for Fucking as much as possible, but this application / judgment on the quality of life is too broad. I am living proof that having a seemingly "No life life" (such as my life prior to my 22nd birthday) can actually result in having too much 'life' later on. This term is BUNK in my opinion.

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The Monkey Cage: Making mental illness comfortably entertaining since 2004.




This is PRECISELY the concept that attracted me, and has kept me here for the last 8 months. My last probation hearing I actually brought several posts from the cage as evidence that i am complying with my court ordered counseling and depression treatment. God Bless XPT and the Monkey. I cant tell you the crimes I have NOT committed since coming here...You are actually saving lives.

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#113304 - 07/26/05 12:10 PM Re: You guys are mean.
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Thanks for bringing that up. The streets are probably safer with the some of us online rather than out loose milling around the unsuspecting public. Lately, anyway, they know. They smell the stink of porn boards on me, and it doesn't smell good. It smells like monkeys and brown cum and gangrenous fisted cunts, among other things. It scares them right where they live. As it should.
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#113305 - 07/26/05 10:19 PM Re: You guys are mean.
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Holy shit!! I just took some personal inventory and realized how soft I've become. What the fuck??? In the past week, I have: taken back negative comments about Gen, stopped attacking frankie (for the most part), and just tonight vowed to stop attacking Smartt for the time being.. not to mention my recent truce with Random. Where the fuck has all my rage gone??.. Can I get counseling somewhere to get it back?
What the fuck!!?!???

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