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On September 11, 2002, I spoke to Scott Phillips (still owns SexTraffic.com) by phone:

Luke: "Who do you have a problem with in the industry?"

Scott: "I don't think we have anyone. Oh yeah, Hans Berger. He controls most of the world's bestiality content. He has ties to the Russian mob. He sends his Serbian mercenaries after anyone who tries to sell to us."

Luke: "Have people suffered physical harm at the hands of his mercenaries?"

Scott: "Yeah. Who's the owner of bestialitymovies.com? There have been a couple of incidents of people going to Europe and webmasters being forced at gunpoint to sign over their IBill accounts."

Luke: "How would I get a hold of Hans Berger?" Everyone laughs.

Scott: "If you call him up with an Australian accent, he will go rank at you. He hates Australians pathologically. His company is called Book & Film International."

A lot of people say they've met Hans Burger but I suspect many of these claims are bogus. I know one guy who's met Hans Burger -- Frank Thring (LFP director).

I believe Hans Burger is Serbian. He is reputed to have his own army of about 100 men. I believe he resides in Romania and is a Dutch citizen.

"He's a nasty piece of work," say some of his peers. He has his own bank (Cybermedia.nl). CCBill made millions from his because they processed credit cards for years for his bestiality websites. Then CCBill was forced to get out of beasty processing. Now Burger has his own bank.

"I saw one of Burger's videos the other day and I hate to switch it off," says a source. "It was of a 12-year old girl getting raped. He has rape sites."

Scott Phillips was headed for prison for assault, kidnapping and other charges. I've heard that key witnesses in his trial didn't show up because they were paid large sums of money.

That's that new German burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers, I ain't never had one myself. How are they?

Im not touching this one with a 900 foot pole, love monkey.