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#113075 - 07/21/05 06:12 PM XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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The quest to dethrone Chico begins now. Come on people you know it has to irk you that Chico T is the reigning XXXporn talk champion- get in the league and make him pay.

This is the second year for our Yahoo fantasy football league here on the board. Give it a try if you like the NFL- it is fun and more importantly FREE ( for all you cheap bastards like myself). Of course because it is free don't expect to win shit because you aren't going to except the pride that goes with being the league champ.

The League name is: xxxptalk
The ID number is: 233760
The password to join is: porn101
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/233760

The live draft is set for August 31, 2005 at 11:30pm Eastern time. If enough people want to change it I will to a different time/ date otherwise if you can't make it the computer can draft your picks for you.

I think the league is set for 10 teams but I can increase the number up to 20 according to demand.

You need a yahoo ID in order to join but that should be no problem if you don't already have one. Then go to this link:
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague

And plug in the league ID # and the password as listed above.

Try and use your screenname somewhere in your team name or post it in this thread so that we all know who is who when the smack talk begins.
Good luck all, if anyone has any questions pm me or post them in this thread. Thanks.

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#113076 - 07/21/05 07:04 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Excellent Cleet, thanks for getting it started. I haven't done a league since that fat fucker Warren Sapp blew out my first receiver pick Jerry Rice's knee in week 1. Yeah, I'm still bitter.

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#113077 - 07/21/05 07:54 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Great to have you aboard John, I hope you can make the draft, to me that is half the fun, well that and whipping up on Chico in the smack talk
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#113078 - 07/22/05 07:53 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Its that time of year again. Summer is here. Baseball is in full swing. Backyard BBQ's. Babes in bikinis and Cleetus preparing for another miserable season. You were so bad, that your only saving grace was Minion not participating through out the season, thus preventing you from a last place finish. Pittyful. Feetus, remember this, Im also the smackdown champion. Let the smack talking begin. Chico has spoken!
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#113079 - 07/23/05 09:49 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Ron Mexico ( look it up you will laugh)
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#113080 - 07/23/05 11:09 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Quote:

Ron Mexico ( look it up you will laugh)




Yeah, the NFL's custom jersey division was getting all of these orders for Atlanta #7 with "Mexico" on the back. They shipped quite a few I hear before they got wise.
THAT is some funny shit!

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#113081 - 07/24/05 07:42 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Ron Mexico ( look it up you will laugh)



Yep..funny shit. Check this out: http://gorillamask.net/ronmexico/
Its a "Ron Mexico" name generator. I got Bubba Kiribati. WTF?

BTW, congrats on your second place finish, he he he.
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#113082 - 07/24/05 07:55 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Nice one Chico- I got Raymond Macedonia.
I like it too- too bad I can't create a fake ID on here anymore and use it, well either that or Smokey McDope Cloud
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#113083 - 07/24/05 08:57 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I got Robb Samoa using my real name. I may use that from now on.
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#113084 - 07/26/05 02:16 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
4 spots taken, withat least 6 more to go. Where are all the guys from last year- are you happy with Chico as your champion?Tony M. I know you haven't signed up yet because no one has a team name with the word herpes in it
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#113085 - 07/26/05 06:32 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

4 spots taken, withat least 6 more to go. Where are all the guys from last year- are you happy with Chico as your champion?



Do I STILL sense bitterness Cleetus? The league was your creation, your baby. You thought you were going to cakewalk to victory. That is, untill I joined.Yes, you did beat me in the second game, but I destroyed you in the rematch. Malice,Arab,Minion,Robert F and the rest dont want to lose;thats why they wont play this yr. I shall enjoy beating this yrs. crop of dreamers.
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#113086 - 07/26/05 06:42 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Horsecrap because this year I'm picking all your Steelers- once they are gone you will be lost
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#113087 - 07/26/05 06:58 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Not unless I get the #1 pick again.
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#113088 - 07/27/05 05:48 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Hey I am down with this....Everyone knows my Pats are gonna threepeat

Seriously Clete, I'll do it...its been a lonnnnnnngggg time since I did anything like this.
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#113089 - 07/27/05 07:30 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Good show Da Burg- glad to have you aboard. No one should worry about how good they are in this, we all sucked last year- I mean look who our champ ended up being We are all pretty good about talking shit though
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#113090 - 07/28/05 10:19 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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#113091 - 07/28/05 10:26 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Hey fake Simp - join up you can call your team the jackin bananas
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#113092 - 07/28/05 10:35 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Quote:

Hey fake Simp - join up you can call your team the jackin bananas




Yeah, draft only punters and long-snappers, we need a sure thing victory every once in a while. I said snapper, huh huh.

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#113093 - 07/28/05 10:50 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Just say you are going to pick all the Steelers- it drives the current league champion insane.
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#113094 - 07/29/05 10:02 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 38
Prepare for fantasy (football) dominance

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#113095 - 07/29/05 09:05 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Good show Da Burg- glad to have you aboard. No one should worry about how good they are in this, we all sucked last year- I mean look who our champ ended up being We are all pretty good about talking shit though



Speak for yourself. I was one of the few with over 10 wins. You did suck. What was your record, 5-9?
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#113096 - 07/29/05 09:11 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I can't argue about last season- I sucked and you got lucky. Now onto important things- My man cubneil is back for another go this season. Good show. I'll make sure he picks ahead of chico in the draft too
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#113097 - 07/29/05 09:16 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cubneil? was he in the league? Doesnt matter, Im his champion as well It was skill, fate, and destiny-not luck. You just admitted your going to manipulate and cheat the system. Cleetus has no honor
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#113098 - 07/29/05 10:48 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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#113099 - 07/29/05 11:24 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 01/25/04
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tried to sign up and wasn't accepted
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#113100 - 07/29/05 11:31 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

tried to sign up and wasn't accepted




I don't know why. THere are still 5 spots left. Try again damn it- this would be really good with the monkey playing in it. Especially since Tony M. is pissed at all the gay references towards him I have been making and has been boycotting it so far.
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#113101 - 07/31/05 01:12 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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All right- Coochie is aboard. 6 spots are filled with at least 4 left- freaking chico keeps changing his team name in a desperate attempt to keep out of the trash talking- go back to last years' name it seemed to bring you LUCK
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#113102 - 07/31/05 08:15 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

All right- Coochie is aboard. 6 spots are filled with at least 4 left- freaking chico keeps changing his team name in a desperate attempt to keep out of the trash talking- go back to last years' name it seemed to bring you LUCK



lol...I may change it week to week. Dont be surprised if Team Punishment returns.
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#113103 - 08/03/05 11:46 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 06/10/04
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Loc: 35-0 29KO
I'm in Bitches
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#113104 - 08/03/05 04:45 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I'm in Bitches




Yes, right on S.Macho Man, now I know the smack talking will ramp up in here.
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#113105 - 08/03/05 05:43 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm in Bitches




Yes, right on S.Macho Man, now I know the smack talking will ramp up in here.



Let a dose of reality set in Cleenex, nobody and I mean nobody comes close to being the king of smack talking. Only Dorion D came close. Where is Lil' Show at anyway? Some one bring me a can of creamed corn. This will bring out his 400 lb. carcass out. Chico has spoken!!
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#113106 - 08/05/05 10:53 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Cool-looks like Ivan joined up too, we are getting there- 8 teams are in with 2 more available. If more people want in after it gets to 10 I can see about adding more to the league.
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#113107 - 08/13/05 11:16 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
One more team available for this season. We now have nine teams in the league.
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#113108 - 08/22/05 05:39 PM One more Team Available- Who is man enough,
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Or a really tough chick for thst matter.
We need 10 teams for the league so we NEED 1 more player to join. Where the hell is Tony M?
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#113109 - 08/22/05 07:34 PM Re: One more Team Available- Who is man enough,
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Did monkey get in on this?

I would help you out but, I have no knowledge of how any of this shit works.
So I will leave it for someone you can work with.
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#113110 - 08/22/05 11:57 PM Re: One more Team Available- Who is man enough,
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Where the hell is Tony M?



No fucking shit. I enjoyed beating him last season. Someone step up to the plate. Anyone?
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#113111 - 08/29/05 08:52 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You homos- one more day until the draft and we are still one team short. If one one of you doesn't get the balls to join I will be forced to add fester as a dummy team just so we can have the league.
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#113112 - 08/29/05 09:56 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Well Cleetus, looks like you n me from last season. Last yrs. bunch dont even post here anymore, except for Tony.
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#113113 - 08/30/05 05:26 PM One Opening Left for XXXPT Fantasy Football!!!
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The deadline is by the afternoon of 8/31! One of you faggots better sign up!

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#113114 - 08/31/05 09:45 AM Re: One Opening Left for XXXPT Fantasy Football!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Oh well Fester is in it now- I blame it all on Malice, somehow

If anyone wants in- join within the next few hours and I will delete fester.


Tonight is the night-August 31, 2005 at 11:30pm Eastern time for the live draft, if you can't make it dont forget to pre rank the players you want so that you don't get stuck with suckers.
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#113115 - 08/31/05 09:46 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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hey Cleetus,

Is it too late for me to register? Says league is Full
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#113116 - 08/31/05 09:47 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
"you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge"
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#113117 - 08/31/05 09:53 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Is SuperGrizz our 10th? Woo hoooooo!

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#113118 - 08/31/05 09:57 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I hope SuperG will be our 10th- I just deleted that prick Fester- so SG should be able to join now. Draft tonight folks- do your homework and when in doubt pick steelers just to cheese off chico
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#113119 - 08/31/05 10:04 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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The Grizz is in! Thanks S.G., let's have some fun!

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#113120 - 08/31/05 01:21 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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The Grizz is in! Thanks S.G., let's have some fun!



Most excellent. Another name, another victim. Victim is your name. Here comes the pain.
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#113121 - 08/31/05 08:10 PM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
LOL, yahoo gave me the first pick chico.
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#113122 - 09/14/05 12:56 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
WTF??? Nobody is smacktalking. I fucking lost to the FUCKING MINION.
Its ok....iTS ALL GOOD. I lost the first 2 games and came back to be your defending champ. Now that I have a more stable line-up, due to missing the draft; prepare for the onsluaght bitches. Chico has spoken!!!
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#113123 - 09/14/05 08:36 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Yeah, Cleetus can take his foot out of my ass anytime now. I'll get 'em next time.

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#113124 - 09/14/05 10:28 AM Re: XXXPT Fantasy Football Returns
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Oh, and I hope that you all appreciate that the newest member of "Floofin's Felons", Larry Johnson RB from KC was just arrested on an assault charge.

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