Next time you shop naked, just claim you lost at spin the bottle.

German police let a nearly naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she lost a spin the bottle contest, a police spokesman in Cologne said on Wednesday. "We’re a tolerant city that is open to the world," said spokesman Burkard Jahn. "She could have been arrested for disturbing the peace, but we decided to let her go home with a verbal warning to dress appropriately next time."

Smartt just found the loop-hole that he's been waiting for, I would hate to be some guy walking around his local mall that Smartt decided to accidentally bump into from behind. To complicate things, I can imagine the security guards won't want to go anywhere near him either.