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Ok first of all, I am back. I've done some soul searching and realized that like good crack, this place is addicting, and I cant leave. So fuck it, here I am.

Second:
Jon_Stewart, whats the infatuation with the green lantern? Yes I may have MR.T, but I dont have alternate aliases with the same Mr. T logo or better yet Mr. T name. Are you really that much of a fuckin child that you have to be the green lantern? Is it true that when you rob local convenience stores, trying to collect your rent money, you wear your trademarked green lantern outfit. Im gonna do you a favor, i think im going to hire you a proctologist to remove that power ring youve got lodged up your ass, and im gonna stuff it down your fuckin throat so that it will cut off all circulation to your brain and your fuckin eyes will popout. You further prove to me that there is no god, because if there was that clothes hanger that your mom used on you during her third trimester wouldve finished you off. I can see the only reason youve come to the Cage is because you are in fact suicidal, either that or those food stamps are going for a lot of money on Ebay. I hope you are the victim of a biological attack and the disease strikes your nuts first which causes your balls to disintegrate inside your prepubescent scrotum. Fuck you and have a nice day.

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Welcome back, wuss.