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#112993 - 07/21/05 11:17 AM
Coochie Calls It Quits
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
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I admit that the last PM that I posted, which was supposedly from Da Burglar, was fake. I wish that I could say the same about this one from Coochie Monster.
I'm just hoping that he is not serious about permanently leaving the board.
I will say that frankie has lost almost all acceptance, if not all, on this board. Some here have encouraged him in the past and that continues to drive frankie to spam, let us learn from our mistakes and no longer participate in this.
You will be missed around here Coochie, I hope that you will still want to meet in Vegas next summer.
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From: Coochie Monster
Well like my idol the Monkey, I have decided its time for me to move on and take a break. The fact that the Frankies of the world are now gaining acceptance proves to me that my services are no longer needed here. Ok in all honestly I got busted for soliciting Chasey Lain off of Sepulveda. What can i say man? Jimmy cocaine and I dont care, Jimmy cocaine and I dont care. So on that note, I would like to apologize to all of the members of the Cage. The past couple months has been fun for me, but I think ive killed the entire essence of the Cage. Unlike Smartt and Frankie I realize how worthless I am, and plan on leaving for the greater good of the board. This leave of absence may be a few days, may be a week, it might be permanent, but I feel the time is right to allow the Monkey to restore order. So with that I bid you adieu.
PS Kami isnt retired, she just went home. Havent you bitches seen the Crow? Her bidness is done. As is mine for now
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#112995 - 07/21/05 11:54 AM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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#112997 - 07/21/05 12:44 PM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Ahah- Coochie leaves at the same time Kami does 
I was thinking the same thing. Kami was Coochie's favorite target. I'll miss them both. Damn the drama.
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#112998 - 07/21/05 12:52 PM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Coochie says he's taking a break, not leaving forever. And don't give up on Kami so easily. I'm betting it's mainly a time problem. Once she's back home from this LA trip we'll see. It's hard for an addict to quit cold turkey, and she has tried before.
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#112999 - 07/21/05 01:32 PM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Coochie's a pussy. I could understand personal issues or job commitments for taking time away from the board. But because some fuckin' jerkoff like frankie is supposedly gaining acceptance (not with me anyway), it's a cop out. F U Coochie, you wimp. 
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#113001 - 07/22/05 10:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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This better be a sick joke. Coochie is a valuable member to the cage family, he is what keeps the fan boys out when the monkey is traveling the globe trying to show people the advantages of running water and not bathing in the same water that they go to the toilet in, step 1 africa complete step 2 gen padovas place a work in progress.
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#113002 - 07/23/05 01:41 AM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Registered: 07/23/05
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This better be a sick joke. Coochie is a valuable member to the cage family, he is what keeps the fan boys out when the monkey is traveling the globe trying to show people the advantages of running water and not bathing in the same water that they go to the toilet in, step 1 africa complete step 2 gen padovas place a work in progress.
Why are you crying, cunt, because he impressed your sorry ass with copying your lame writing style? Rest assured Big Turd is ready to jump to the head of the line to lick your stanky pussy, MonkeySnot. If he fails, you can always count on ChickenHawk, Jimmy Crack Corn or that sambo Bishop who can't find his way back to the minstrel show
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#113003 - 07/23/05 05:17 AM
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Registered: 04/17/04
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#113004 - 07/23/05 07:33 AM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
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BlackGL/John Stewart/killttboy/lurid 2.0, when is this nonsense going to end? Please eat a diseased colon. Thank you.
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#113007 - 07/24/05 10:00 AM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Ok first of all, I am back. I've done some soul searching and realized that like good crack, this place is addicting, and I cant leave. So fuck it, here I am.
Second:
Jon_Stewart, whats the infatuation with the green lantern? Yes I may have MR.T, but I dont have alternate aliases with the same Mr. T logo or better yet Mr. T name. Are you really that much of a fuckin child that you have to be the green lantern? Is it true that when you rob local convenience stores, trying to collect your rent money, you wear your trademarked green lantern outfit. Im gonna do you a favor, i think im going to hire you a proctologist to remove that power ring youve got lodged up your ass, and im gonna stuff it down your fuckin throat so that it will cut off all circulation to your brain and your fuckin eyes will popout. You further prove to me that there is no god, because if there was that clothes hanger that your mom used on you during her third trimester wouldve finished you off. I can see the only reason youve come to the Cage is because you are in fact suicidal, either that or those food stamps are going for a lot of money on Ebay. I hope you are the victim of a biological attack and the disease strikes your nuts first which causes your balls to disintegrate inside your prepubescent scrotum. Fuck you and have a nice day.
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#113008 - 07/24/05 12:48 PM
Re: Coochie Calls It Quits
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Ok first of all, I am back. I've done some soul searching and realized that like good crack, this place is addicting, and I cant leave. So fuck it, here I am.
Second:
Jon_Stewart, whats the infatuation with the green lantern? Yes I may have MR.T, but I dont have alternate aliases with the same Mr. T logo or better yet Mr. T name. Are you really that much of a fuckin child that you have to be the green lantern? Is it true that when you rob local convenience stores, trying to collect your rent money, you wear your trademarked green lantern outfit. Im gonna do you a favor, i think im going to hire you a proctologist to remove that power ring youve got lodged up your ass, and im gonna stuff it down your fuckin throat so that it will cut off all circulation to your brain and your fuckin eyes will popout. You further prove to me that there is no god, because if there was that clothes hanger that your mom used on you during her third trimester wouldve finished you off. I can see the only reason youve come to the Cage is because you are in fact suicidal, either that or those food stamps are going for a lot of money on Ebay. I hope you are the victim of a biological attack and the disease strikes your nuts first which causes your balls to disintegrate inside your prepubescent scrotum. Fuck you and have a nice day.
Welcome back, wuss.
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#113009 - 07/24/05 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:
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Ok first of all, I am back. I've done some soul searching and realized that like good crack, this place is addicting, and I cant leave. So fuck it, here I am.
Second:
Jon_Stewart, whats the infatuation with the green lantern? Yes I may have MR.T, but I dont have alternate aliases with the same Mr. T logo or better yet Mr. T name. Are you really that much of a fuckin child that you have to be the green lantern? Is it true that when you rob local convenience stores, trying to collect your rent money, you wear your trademarked green lantern outfit. Im gonna do you a favor, i think im going to hire you a proctologist to remove that power ring youve got lodged up your ass, and im gonna stuff it down your fuckin throat so that it will cut off all circulation to your brain and your fuckin eyes will popout. You further prove to me that there is no god, because if there was that clothes hanger that your mom used on you during her third trimester wouldve finished you off. I can see the only reason youve come to the Cage is because you are in fact suicidal, either that or those food stamps are going for a lot of money on Ebay. I hope you are the victim of a biological attack and the disease strikes your nuts first which causes your balls to disintegrate inside your prepubescent scrotum. Fuck you and have a nice day.
Welcome back, wuss.
Although irrelevant to these posts this seems like the perfect time for garfield to pipe in and say something like "you faggots wouldn't be shit if you didn't mention my name". 
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