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I just think its weird Kyoto isn't satisfied stalking the pornwhores anymore. Now he's got a little spiral notebook in his breastpocket for people that hang around pornwhores.



shouldn't you be wheeling your best buddy around.

btw, when you fuck him in the ass do you prop him up in his chair or just dump his useless body on the floor and sodomize him?







This may be my favorite Kyoto post yet, especially since he just inadvertently contributed to the "crippled post quota" I give an inordinate amount of attention to fulfilling.

Kyoto must be jealous of Firewall because Firewall is actually allowed within the CLUB JENNA SECURITY 'No Man's Land' Fortified Zone. Kyoto simply needs to rent a wheelchair for next AVN and ...VOILA...he can get that Club Jenna Doll autographed by Jenna herself using a pen filled with water/semen resistant ink. Of course, he's fucked if I happen to wheel up behind his ass, I dont give a shit how many witnesses there are, I can always argue in court:

"Your honor, how can you trust anyone's eyewitness testimony that I deliberately rearended his wheelchair with mine, it was THE BIGGEST PORN CONVENTION in the world, you really think anyone would be watching two cripples having an accident instead of all the heavily-made-up-but-still-hott-pussy roaming around? Come on...."
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