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#112793 - 07/19/05 06:12 PM Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Without stooping to a standup routine and leaving out all things work-related, what pissed me off most today is that www.randiwrightxxx.com is totally offline. Try loading it- it's gone. It's been a while since I checked it and this board is slow today so I thought I'd drop in for some entertainment.

So what gives? Somebody somewhere has to know the scoop on that crazy bitch's whereabouts, which sleazy webmaster screwed her over or who didn't fill out her 2257 paperwork?

Here's her whois stuff:
whois stuff sorry you have to type in some code. Looks like her .com bill is paid up to date.

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#112794 - 07/19/05 07:20 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I have nothing to add/contribute on Bornyo's post except dig into the past and post this impressive pic/image:




I think I am getting into this porn shit afterall....
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#112795 - 07/19/05 08:17 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Someone PM'd and said she took some time off to get the black rose ovary marking tattoos covered up with some colored ones but I'm not sure I believe that. She has only so much real estate to cover.

So what pissed you off today, that was porn related?

By the way DaBurglar, thanks for the pic. When her site went down it took the last batch of pics I posted with it.

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#112796 - 07/20/05 12:11 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Someone PM'd and said she took some time off to get the black rose ovary marking tattoos covered up with some colored ones but I'm not sure I believe that. She has only so much real estate to cover.

So what pissed you off today, that was porn related?

By the way DaBurglar, thanks for the pic. When her site went down it took the last batch of pics I posted with it.





That garfield and kyoto get along, that pisses me off everyday though so im not sure if it counts or not.
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#112797 - 07/20/05 08:37 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Without stooping to a standup routine and leaving out all things work-related, what pissed me off most today is that www.randiwrightxxx.com is totally offline. Try loading it- it's gone. It's been a while since I checked it and this board is slow today so I thought I'd drop in for some entertainment.

So what gives? Somebody somewhere has to know the scoop on that crazy bitch's whereabouts, which sleazy webmaster screwed her over or who didn't fill out her 2257 paperwork?

Here's her whois stuff:
whois stuff sorry you have to type in some code. Looks like her .com bill is paid up to date.




oh, you're just pissed you paid for a 1 year membership to her site. she probably just bought a new Gucci purse with the money you spent on her.

it'd be cheaper just to get a hooker but even hookers have a line they won't cross. you are the line.

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#112798 - 07/21/05 04:40 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Kyoto you can still put the words together to form a good insult but ever since Monkey butt-fucked you in front of the whole board they are just hollow threats.

Save the pissed off kitty act for newbies and those that don't know better.

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#112799 - 07/21/05 06:51 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I hate it when clerks at the video stores smirk at and judge you because of the type of porn you buy or rent. It's like they don't realize they are guilty and part of the loop as much as I am. But they seem able to believe they are above it or something, probably because their counters are a few feet higher like the drugist's.
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#112800 - 07/21/05 07:14 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I hate it when clerks at the video stores smirk at and judge you because of the type of porn you buy or rent. It's like they don't realize they are guilty and part of the loop as much as I am. But they seem able to believe they are above it or something, probably because their counters are a few feet higher like the drugist's.




That's what the internet is for. I'm pretty sure dazereader.com used to link the blog of a pornoclerk. It sounded like she sized up every customer based on whether or not she thought she'd have to clean up his splooge out of a corner of the store.

We don't have any pornstores around here but it makes me wonder who has the guts to buy a hustler from the hairy-moled clerks at the c-stores.

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#112801 - 07/21/05 08:36 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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oh, you're just pissed you paid for a 1 year membership to her site. she probably just bought a new Gucci purse with the money you spent on her.

it'd be cheaper just to get a hooker but even hookers have a line they won't cross. you are the line.




Quote:

Kyoto you can still put the words together to form a good insult but ever since Monkey butt-fucked you in front of the whole board they are just hollow threats.

Save the pissed off kitty act for newbies and those that don't know better.




Call me a dick but I thought it was funny.
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#112802 - 07/21/05 09:21 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Call me a dick but I thought it was funny.




I thought I as much as told him it was funny. It was. No one writes a better insult than kyoto except possibly jamesn, but his go over our heads. They just don't carry any weight anymore now that he's been outted.

By the way the randi board is back up, and as dead as ever.

Edited to add this for your entertainment


Edited by Bornyo (07/21/05 01:50 PM)

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#112803 - 07/21/05 09:36 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I hate it when clerks at the video stores smirk at and judge you because of the type of porn you buy or rent. It's like they don't realize they are guilty and part of the loop as much as I am. But they seem able to believe they are above it or something, probably because their counters are a few feet higher like the drugist's.





I never gave a crap about what the clerk thinks when i rent my porn- who the hell cares about their opinions of you. When I buy porn, it is in NYC from the one family of what are either pakistanis or perhaps sri lankans ( ) behind the counter that seem to run every store in NYC. THose guys are too busy wrapping up your purchase and counting the money they made to give a damn anyway.
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#112804 - 07/21/05 10:07 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I never gave a crap about what the clerk thinks when i rent my porn- who the hell cares about their opinions of you. When I buy porn, it is in NYC from the one family of what are either pakistanis or perhaps sri lankans ( ) behind the counter that seem to run every store in NYC. THose guys are too busy wrapping up your purchase and counting the money they made to give a damn anyway.



Where I live it's mostly a bunch of highschool dropouts manning the cash register. You know, the druggies that hung out at the back of the school and smoked pot, you knew would never amount to much. Well now they're cleaning spooge stains of the walls/floor. Sometimes I think there is justice/God.

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#112805 - 07/22/05 10:57 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Did you fuckers miss me?
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#112806 - 07/22/05 11:22 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Awwww...how sad, I didn't realize what I was taking away from you collectively by not letting you "out" me. (Up there somewhere, too lazy to quote).

OK, OK, wait...pretend you've never heard of cobalt60. On second thought, let's make it something easy. It is Friday, after all, and I'm feeling magnanimous. (Generous..sorry.)

Pretend I'm pretending to be Max Hardcore, for example. Oh Jesus, no..I can't go through with that. Even I have limits.

What was the topic again? I forgot while I was

Did you fuckers miss me?




It's okay Cobalt, you can use the big words on us. I am a little confused by the rest of your post, though. What have you done to be outted for?

It is good to have you back.

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#112807 - 07/22/05 11:24 AM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
dood...you been drinking? because unless you are Randi Wright or a video store clerk....no one made mention of you?
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#112808 - 07/22/05 12:37 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
I'm supposed to keep track of what the conversation is about? Fuck. I've had enough of this "message boards have to make sense" concept.

I thought it was "Shit that pisses you off."

Maybe it was another thread where someone was pissed off about not getting outted or getting outted on adt or whatever. WHO CARES?

Monstar, are you going to fuck with me after every single post I make? I need to know.

Heya, Bornyo.

I may add something on-topic if and when it occurs to me. But I swear I thought it was "Shit that pisses you off."

Am I wrong?
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#112809 - 07/22/05 12:45 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Cobalt it doesn't necessarily have to be on Topic- just coherent! Where in your post did you say what pissed you off.

Type i t r e a l s l o w, so we can understand.

I'm not pissed at Randi anymore, because she had sense enough to flake on Wankus

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#112810 - 07/22/05 12:48 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Oh, so it's coherence-only now! I see how it is.

Fuck if I know. I'm combining thoughts from so many different forums now I'm only sure I'm on xxxpt because of the lovely strip of classy banner ads to my right.

I'm sorry. I'll come back when I've had more to think.
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#112811 - 07/22/05 12:52 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
You're not funny like these guys. You're more funny in an ADT way. Never the twain shall meet, praise be to allah.


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#112812 - 07/22/05 12:54 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Now I know who to save up for. Thanks.

Idiots who think they 'get it' piss me off. It's "Ne'er". "Ne'er the twain shall meet."

It pisses me off that I pay taxes to support a public education system that produces such mediocrity.
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#112813 - 07/22/05 01:00 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#112814 - 07/22/05 01:07 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
She's new here Cobalt, go easy on her.

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#112815 - 07/22/05 01:11 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
*sigh*

I already ran off one new poster "over there" today. I guess I should be more conside .. what exactly are you advocating here?

C'mon! I thought this was the home of the thick-skinned people! If I don't channel my aggression out on you guys, I get drunk and punch my wife in the face while I sodomize and scream names at her. You don't really want that on your conscience, do you?

*sigh*

Oh, so now I'm slumming, is that what you're thinking?

It really pisses me off that you would think that about me.
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#112816 - 07/22/05 01:41 PM Re: Shit that pisses you off.
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

*sigh*

I already ran off one new poster "over there" today. I guess I should be more conside .. what exactly are you advocating here?

C'mon! I thought this was the home of the thick-skinned people! If I don't channel my aggression out on you guys, I get drunk and punch my wife in the face while I sodomize and scream names at her. You don't really want that on your conscience, do you?

*sigh*

Oh, so now I'm slumming, is that what you're thinking?

It really pisses me off that you would think that about me.





It's good to have you back, Co60.

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