Well cut the africa trip short, don't go ever. I thought there was a lot of angry negros here in the states , its nothing compared to over there, and ace ventura 2 lied to me, theres no mildly cute african women. Put it this way, Sammura would have a good chance representing africa in the miss universe competition. Got a few interesting PMs when i came back, the best was from a guy who owns the gym that garfield works out at, he said that garfield works out regularly there and does a lot of the free weights with some other regulars at the gym. He said about a month ago he was getting ready to close up early into the morning when he saw garfield doing sit ups with a naked 250 pound black guy sitting ontop of his penis as he continued to crunch forward. He was shocked and asked what the hell they were doing, get this, check out what garfield said. Barry (name of naked black guy) told him that in order to work out all muscles in the abdominal region and gain complete toneness you needed added weight around the crotch region while doing sit ups. He had tricked garfield into ass fucking him by telling him this, and garfield was none the wiser. I only just finished laughing after reading it a good 10 minutes ago, with that said its good to be home.