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#112739 - 07/19/05 03:14 PM da burglar is so boring!
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
this guy can't make a post without mentioning being crippled or in a wheelchair.

the crippled stuff is tired and played out. say something interesting for a change.

btw, get rid of that pic from your sig. you're such an ugly fuck

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#112740 - 07/19/05 03:36 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Tell him how you really feel Kyoto. I must say, I'm kinda with you on this whole being crippled thing...its pretty played out. Can we switch the topics to drugs, or how about we all converse about how to remove that butt cancer known as Francho from the board?
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#112741 - 07/19/05 04:22 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Hey Kyoto- what happened to you in the chat the Thursday night? Where were you?
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#112742 - 07/19/05 04:34 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
I was in the chat for a couple hours. the only whore there was Gen. hopefully, more will show up this week.

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#112743 - 07/19/05 04:56 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
you know you are right- I believe i have alzheimers
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#112744 - 07/19/05 05:31 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Tell him how you really feel Kyoto. I must say, I'm kinda with you on this whole being crippled thing...its pretty played out. Can we switch the topics to drugs, or how about we all converse about how to remove that butt cancer known as Francho from the board?





You fucktards, I post about drugs more than I post about being crippled...I have done more drugs than you mental munchkins have eaten Mcdonalds shit....that being said, Kyoto is as interesting as a sack of potatoes and about as palatable. I will now double my crippled post quota.
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#112745 - 07/19/05 05:45 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I have done more drugs than you mental munchkins have eaten Mcdonalds shit....



Is the gauntlet being thrown down?

I don't think I've ever seen a question here about any drug that wasn't answered by people with first-hand experience, albeit (so they say) not always recent experience.
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#112746 - 07/19/05 08:09 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
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Registered: 03/28/04
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fuckin junkies.
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#112747 - 07/19/05 08:22 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
jamesn Offline
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that last africa post was sponsored by oxycodone, valium i got from going to get the cap put back onto a tooth i chipped while bieng too cool for mouthguards. then i didn't want to take the afternoon off so i figured i'd balance it out with the vile rx speed i'm prescribed as is the birthright of all rich, smart kids who lose stuff and escape from nursery school weekly. the plan worked until around seven-thirty, and the chances i might find i was scribbling on my desk in crayon started to increase. thanks for making my day interesting drugs.
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#112748 - 07/20/05 12:12 AM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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LOL kyoto always make one verbal jab at someone and then never responds or follows up with it.
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#112749 - 07/20/05 03:37 AM Re: da burglar is so boring!
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

this guy can't make a post without mentioning being crippled or in a wheelchair.

the crippled stuff is tired and played out. say something interesting for a change.

btw, get rid of that pic from your sig. you're such an ugly fuck





Da Burglar isn't even in a wheelchair, he sent me this PM in response to a PM I sent him shortly after I joined the board.
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Re: Are you really in a wheelchair?

From: Da Burglar

What are you, a fucktard? I just tell everyone that I'm in a wheelchair so that people won't bitch at me when I make fun of cripples. FUCK CRIPPLES!!

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#112750 - 07/20/05 04:35 AM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Da Burglar isn't even in a wheelchair, he sent me this PM in response to a PM I sent him shortly after I joined the board.
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Re: Are you really in a wheelchair?

From: Da Burglar

What are you, a fucktard? I just tell everyone that I'm in a wheelchair so that people won't bitch at me when I make fun of cripples. FUCK CRIPPLES!!




Aw come on man, you promised....!!! Fuckin-A now I gotta go invent a new schtick and start posting as Jamal. Big Worm you bastard deep-throat-whistle-blowing-talking-pet-parrot-in-a-whorehouse-frequented-by-local-politicians....
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#112751 - 07/20/05 04:47 AM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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that last africa post was sponsored by oxycodone, valium i got from going to get the cap put back onto a tooth i chipped while bieng too cool for mouthguards. then i didn't want to take the afternoon off so i figured i'd balance it out with the vile rx speed i'm prescribed as is the birthright of all rich, smart kids who lose stuff and escape from nursery school weekly. the plan worked until around seven-thirty, and the chances i might find i was scribbling on my desk in crayon started to increase. thanks for making my day interesting drugs.




Seriously James, the only reason I never got ritalin as a kid was the fact my bones break easily and the docs were afraid I'd try to play rugby in my w/chair while on it...I think half the kids in my AP program senior year in HS were on it, and they liked to share. Sometimes we used the mortar & pestles from AP Chemistry Lab to crush the shit, and no one slept much that year.

Ok now that Monkey is back, I will only make crippled posts when he throws out a lead or there's an obvious tie in, although I still haven't given up on producing 'Parapalegic Penis Posse' when I get back out to LA after the summer. If Kami's speed addiciton blossoms the timing may be just right....
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#112752 - 07/20/05 05:05 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Seriously James, the only reason I never got ritalin as a kid was the fact my bones break easily





Chalk bones me breakie breakie the chalkie chalkie. I had a dream once that jrvs body was made of dust and i had 5 minutes to work out the most number of ways i could get rid of him and if i worked out 20 then i would never hear or see him again. I only got 18.
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#112753 - 07/20/05 05:10 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Seriously James, the only reason I never got ritalin as a kid was the fact my bones break easily




wasn't that some shit from "Unbreakable"?

is da burg Sam Jackson?
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#112754 - 07/20/05 09:31 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Same disease... Osteogenesis Imperfecta ('Imperfect Bone Formation') I have a mild form, much like SLJ's character in Unbreakable.

No I am not black, ergo I am not the man Samuel L.

However I do shout at the top of my lungs the following whenever I run down pedestrians while I am wheeling at a ridiculously unsafe speed on the sidewalk:

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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#112755 - 07/20/05 09:47 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
da burg action figure



from now on, to me, you are a black man with a fucked up afro.
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#112756 - 07/20/05 10:02 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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da burg action figure



from now on, to me, you are a black man with a fucked up afro.




I should be pissed but that's pretty funny...I shave my head because it cuts down on the wind resistance when I go tearassing down the street...

On a sidenote, anyone know when the "Crippled Jenna" sex toy blowup action figure comes out???


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#112757 - 07/21/05 03:33 AM Re: da burglar is so boring!
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I have seen good threads turn great.I have seen good threads go bad.I have seen bad threads turn for the better,but this is what happens when a bad thread gets worse and worse until everyone involved has sealed their eternal fate.
I will see you all in hell...
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#112758 - 07/22/05 03:23 PM Re: da burglar is so boring!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have seen good threads turn great.I have seen good threads go bad.I have seen bad threads turn for the better,but this is what happens when a bad thread gets worse and worse until everyone involved has sealed their eternal fate.
I will see you all in hell...




My fate was sealed 12 years ago when I bullshitted my way into a job I was totally unqualified for and too young to handle the money I was paid, and learned I could get away with anything except first degree murder cuz I was seemingly 'physically fucked at birth.' This place, and specifically threads like this, are actually one of the greatest non-chemically induced sources of joy in my life. By creating threads like this, Kyoto is like fertilizer that smells fucking awful but serves a great purpose and produces results...
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