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that last africa post was sponsored by oxycodone, valium i got from going to get the cap put back onto a tooth i chipped while bieng too cool for mouthguards. then i didn't want to take the afternoon off so i figured i'd balance it out with the vile rx speed i'm prescribed as is the birthright of all rich, smart kids who lose stuff and escape from nursery school weekly. the plan worked until around seven-thirty, and the chances i might find i was scribbling on my desk in crayon started to increase. thanks for making my day interesting drugs.

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Seriously James, the only reason I never got ritalin as a kid was the fact my bones break easily and the docs were afraid I'd try to play rugby in my w/chair while on it...I think half the kids in my AP program senior year in HS were on it, and they liked to share. Sometimes we used the mortar & pestles from AP Chemistry Lab to crush the shit, and no one slept much that year.

Ok now that Monkey is back, I will only make crippled posts when he throws out a lead or there's an obvious tie in, although I still haven't given up on producing 'Parapalegic Penis Posse' when I get back out to LA after the summer. If Kami's speed addiciton blossoms the timing may be just right....