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#112688 - 07/19/05 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Do you have a parrot?
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#112689 - 07/19/05 11:26 AM
Re: audrey hollander
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Do you have a parrot?
Yeah, and bulgy forearms and a squinchy eye? Pegleg perhaps?
Many more yarrghs and I think Bluto will show up.
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#112691 - 07/19/05 12:07 PM
Re: audrey hollander
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Popeye's father would be better , at least he went around the whole time saying " haul ass, haul ass"
Ps- Where is Teagan? Now that we have talked about Popeye the movie I want to discuss Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
If Taylor Rain sticks with the dope she'll look like Shelly Duval. She can do her scenes with the overdub of Olive Oyl singing "He's large"
I didn't care a lot for Ace Ventura.
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#112693 - 07/19/05 07:13 PM
Re: audrey hollander
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Yargh, why is everyone so MEAN to this fine woman? Ashley Blue pisses on her and gives her the fist dildo up her ass in The Violation of Audrey Hollander. Yargh, that's just not right. Although I blow my load to that dvd everytime, yargh.
Nothing wrong with Audrey, it's you that no one likes.. So why don't you take that peg leg out of your ass and stop sucking off your parrot you miserable waste of time.
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#112695 - 07/20/05 07:25 AM
Re: audrey hollander
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 18
Loc: yargh
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Yargh, I parrot I do indeed have it's called "Cleetus gets SARS." Yargh.
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#112697 - 07/20/05 07:58 AM
Re: audrey hollander
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Yargh, don't worry 'bout Big Worm/Green Toke...his avatar photo is a photo me and the m8s took when he boarded our ship ripe for the gangbang. Yargh, he was just too hype to take some dicks from the m8s. Brandon shot up his nose if anyone is interested. Any promise of a dick in the ass is what Big Worm gets excited for. Mod note, he will change the avatar within 48 hours, and become razor/have2cit. You BITCHES bore me yargh.
And your posts are such page turners. Aargh. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif)
I have one alternate ID I've used 3 or 4 times only. I like biff / razor because he can smell asshole like you a mile away but he's not me.
What's up with the gay pirate theme anyway? Lets face the facts the only thing you know how to plunder is man ass.
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#112698 - 07/20/05 08:08 AM
Re: audrey hollander
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
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Yargh, don't worry 'bout Big Worm/Green Toke...his avatar photo is a photo me and the m8s took when he boarded our ship ripe for the gangbang. Yargh, he was just too hype to take some dicks from the m8s. Brandon shot up his nose if anyone is interested. Any promise of a dick in the ass is what Big Worm gets excited for. Mod note, he will change the avatar within 48 hours, and become razor/have2cit. You BITCHES bore me yargh.
Trivia question for all: Who else on the board calls me Green Toke and is also obsessed with Brandon Iron?
When you figure that out, you will know who the pirate really is.
BTW, it's a waste of time to argue with a fake alias.
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#112699 - 07/20/05 08:39 AM
Re: audrey hollander
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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she's not very attractive, in better days i'd just claim she was a witch, walk away and never have to see or think about raggedy-anne again.
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#112703 - 07/20/05 01:23 PM
Re: audrey hollander
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yargh, I parrot I do indeed have it's called "Cleetus gets SARS." Yargh.
What words have you taught it?
It only knows yargh and how to make the aurora snow duck-quack. Pirate taught the bird both personally.
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#112704 - 07/20/05 01:24 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Post deleted by Random
Double post, my bad.
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#112705 - 07/20/05 01:32 PM
Re: audrey hollander
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Trivia question for all:
Who else on the board calls me Green Toke and is also obsessed with Brandon Iron?
When you figure that out, you will know who the pirate really is.
BTW, it's a waste of time to argue with a fake alias.
Not me... yet again. Back posting one day and I'm already accused of being someone else.
By the way, the only reason I know you're green-toke, whether you want to admit it or not, is not just because you have similar styles, it's because on more than one occasion you've said almost identical things on various subjects. Anybody who cared enough could do a search and read and see for themselves. James did, and he's not the type of person to just accuse anyone of anything.
You say you won't cop to it because you've said harsh things about ADT here and you don't want to get banned. Please, dude. Bornyo's there under his real name, James is there under his real name and I'm there under my real name. Each one of us has said things about ADT that some over there might consider harsh. You think Steph or Drew cares enough to ban everyone from here that hasn't done anything wrong over there? No, they don't. What they will do is ban people for shit like this.
I don't care that you're green-toke, it's a complete non-issue to me. But I did think this quote from g-t from the thread above was kind of interesting:
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Tell me, are you still a regular at that repulsive xxxporntalk.com site. It seems that you waste all of your time there which is sad.
Edited to fix quote.
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#112706 - 07/20/05 03:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Not me... yet again. Back posting one day and I'm already accused of being someone else. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
By the way, the only reason I know you're green-toke, whether you want to admit it or not, is not just because you have similar styles, it's because on more than one occasion you've said almost identical things on various subjects. Anybody who cared enough could do a search and read and see for themselves. James did, and he's not the type of person to just accuse anyone of anything.
You say you won't cop to it because you've said harsh things about ADT here and you don't want to get banned. Please, dude. Bornyo's there under his real name, James is there under his real name and I'm there under my real name. Each one of us has said things about ADT that some over there might consider harsh. You think Steph or Drew cares enough to ban everyone from here that hasn't done anything wrong over there? No, they don't. What they will do is ban people for shit like this.
I don't care that you're green-toke, it's a complete non-issue to me. But I did think this quote from g-t from the thread above was kind of interesting:
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Tell me, are you still a regular at that repulsive xxxporntalk.com site. It seems that you waste all of your time there which is sad.
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Never fingered you random but come to think of it, there are actually three people here obssessed with Brandon and who think that I'm green-toke. BTW, I have noticed a similarity in that green-toke likes both max hardcore and melissa lauren but so do half of the people on this board. However, I will not deny anything since that will make you happy and some of the others, as well as make green-toke's days on adt more difficult.. but I will not confirm anything either. The other thing that people might want to consider is that green-toke may be reading my posts here and starting topics based on them over there.. just something to consider.
Thank you for yor effort in trying to get the entire board to target me there Random, you do fine work. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif)
And for the record, green-toke is right. If you have ever viewed 'The Most Mantastic Women In Porn' thread, then you will agree that this site is repulsive...so what's wrong with that? Not to mention that smartt is always looming around here, waiting to post his next she-male find.
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#112707 - 07/20/05 04:11 PM
Re: audrey hollander
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Big Worm, I'll be the bigger man and call a truce on the whole ID accusations thing if you do. I don't care if you want to tussle about anything else, but this ID shit is getting stale. Real stale. It would be nice to be able to make one post without knowing that my next one is going to be addressing yet another accusation, and I'm sure you feel the same way.
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#112708 - 07/20/05 04:46 PM
Re: audrey hollander
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Big Worm, I'll be the bigger man and call a truce on the whole ID accusations thing if you do. I don't care if you want to tussle about anything else, but this ID shit is getting stale. Real stale. It would be nice to be able to make one post without knowing that my next one is going to be addressing yet another accusation, and I'm sure you feel the same way.
Agreed, the ID thing is way too played out.. I hate to even waste the effort on replying to all of the ID accusations, it they aren't funny then they serve no purpose.
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