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#112455 - 07/18/05 08:32 AM toxic review
frankieprnmgcn Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
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this is the first porn dvd i ever watched from beginning to end in one sitting. its that fucking good. it's a feature so obviously there's a plot. the plot is about these bunny men that come from space and force everyone to eat this food called toxic. later on you find out that this food turns people into bunny men or someshit. it sounds dumb but the sets make it much better because they're remiscent of 50's alien movies and have very eerie music playing during each scene. the voices are also mixed out of sync on purpose to add to the weird factor. the bonuses include trailers,behind the scenes, and some other extras which i can't seem to remember right now. also with the exception of katsumi,angel dark,and alicia rhodes, the female talent is all no namers which are mostly hot.


the first scene has this black haired girl in a dorm telling this nerd about how she lost her virginity. her and her fiend put bags on their heads and cut the eyes and mouths out. then invite some guys at the party they're at in for some fun. there's blow bangs,dps, and lots of cumshots.

the second scene takes place back in the dorm and this time the pizza boy comes and the girl doesn't have any money so she blows him infront of the nerd. i think this was a nod to takeshi kitano because the nerd was writing while this was going on and hes covering most of whats going on because hes in the foreground. much like how kitano will focus on the most inane thing going on during a gun fight. finally after maybe 5 minutes of that you get to see them fuck and eventually she takes some nut in her mouth.

the third scene follows this blonde running from bunny men space ships into an old house. theres this bitch in a latex french maid outfit that tells her to go suck the dick thats sticking outside of this glory hole in the wall. she goes and sucks it while the maid gives her pointers and orders. she helps her out until the guy nuts. the lucky recipient of the blow job comes out in a gimp maks and eats the blonde that ran into the house. out of nowhere about 4 guys come in and join in. blowbangs, the usual positions , lots of mouth shots and finally a little cum swapping for good measure.

scene four is in a hospital where a doctor and nurse are either trying to reverse the effects of toxic or revive him. the 3 bitches suck his dick and then he wakes up. reverse cow girl,p2ogm,a2ogm,not sure what this is called but standing cow girl is what i think it is,doggy while eating other bitches pussy,dp,gma(girl licking man ass ),mouth shots, and cum swapping.

the next scene has some clown(yes a real clown) and a half bunny man get head from some tied up bitch who looks like mercedez. they then dp her and she takes 2 mouth shots.the scene after this has nacho get head from the black haired girl from the first scene and some south american bitch(no its not a tranny as far as i can tell because nacho ate her pussy and fucked her in reverse cow girl with a condom so im sure shes a brazilian girl). he also has one ride while he eats the other one and then swithces them. he then has the black haired girl ride him in reverse cow girl(without a condom i might add which further proves the other one is a brazillian girl) until they both suck and jerk him till he cums in their mouths.

the final scene has these guys in glass cages with holes cut out for their cocks and has alicia rhodes,katsumi, and angel dark(unless one of those other bitches was hair).theres lots of blowjobs done through the cages and some sex done through a bigger hole in the one on the floor. they let them out for some dping,some p2ogm and a2ogm i think and finish it up with mouth shots and 3 girl cumswapping.

im going to post the cover in a second i just want to make sure this gets posted seeing as how it took me half an hour. id like to know what everyone thought of my review so feel free to tell me regardless of whether its good or bad. this is the first time ive reviewed a porn in dpeth like this so keep that in mind.

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#112456 - 07/18/05 10:20 AM Re: toxic review
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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As much as your not typing full words in other posts can annoy me, I must give credit where it is due and your review was pretty good. I had never heard of that movie before but your review lets me know all about it.
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#112457 - 07/18/05 10:25 AM Re: toxic review
frankieprnmgcn Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
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thanks king. pick it up when you get the chance. these no namers are hot and im surprized i havent seen them before. expect more reviews in the near future.
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#112458 - 07/18/05 10:37 AM Re: toxic review
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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Nuff said Frankie. You actually went out and purchased a Nacho flick and then tried to convert the rest of us by writing a legitimate review I can honestly say I dont own any Nacho porn, what about you? Whos broke wristed now high pitch Frankie?
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#112459 - 07/18/05 10:40 AM Re: toxic review
frankieprnmgcn Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
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i didnt know he was in this you dickrider.alot of guys in porn have done flamer shit that youve beat off to. im sure your porn library is full of peter north stuff. if you dont pick this up just because of nacho then youre probably . this dvd is better than alot of gonzo shit out there.
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#112460 - 07/18/05 10:42 AM Re: toxic review
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Here im gonna take this one from you You mad? You mad? Dont hate because you bought a homo flick. Just admit that you and Smartt are actually roomies that circle jerk to Evil Angel porn
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#112461 - 07/18/05 11:03 AM Re: toxic review
frankieprnmgcn Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
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that was your first funny post. lets hope this becomes a trend with you.
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