Hello (echo)....I havent been posting much lately because I am in jail, and I am banging away at a small laptop that Jamal (Club Da Burglar Security Head) and my lawyer Murray 'the mouthpiece' Fieldelbaumgarten smuggled in with my spare wheelchair.

I got busted on a Joint Connecticut State Police/DEA sting, a trumped up charge of Drug Possession (Honest Officer, those are Certs Mints, not Percs...here let me eat a couple then you can smell my breath), but the real reason they wanted to nail me was my recent rant about the burgeoning Bush Admin war on obscenity. I know this because while being processed in the Hartford Field Office, they took the cuffs off me and my handlebars, sat me next to a desk and left me alone....with a bottle of percs and a copy of Hellfire sex on the desk. I noticed a very short officer watching me from behind a vending machine waiting to see which one I grabbed first. I instead reached further over and grabbed a snickers bar.

Fuck, would anyone in the adult biz want to help me in my defense? Not Financially Of course...just provide some lack-of-character testimony and some legal advice? I mean whether I get ultimately tried on either the Drug charges or some ridiculous Obscenity rap, you guys have loads of experience right???? RIGHT?? (echo)