it smells like...wankus

blast from the past i unearthed from his posting days...the ksex finances have to be impressive-first they try to auction a semen-soaked couch that AC Cream bought to lick, now they're begging for extra space in a warehouse to broadcast outta. you're so showbiz wanky, a regular carson.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits