it smells like...wankus

blast from the past i unearthed from his posting days...the ksex finances have to be impressive-first they try to auction a semen-soaked couch that AC Cream bought to lick, now they're begging for extra space in a warehouse to broadcast outta. you're so showbiz wanky, a regular carson.

The best part is when he quotes himself, as if it's a news story, when you know the fucker was sitting in front of his laptop in Tasmanian Devil boxershorts eating Dove Bars and picking his testicle acne.

Wankus should do PSA announcements for aspiring DJs. We'd have a lot less of them. "Parents: get between your kids and broadcasting school."

Why would I want a couch that fat bitch Lisa Sparxxx sat on? Talk about a fuckin scam. Wankus is a real piece of shit, the guy loves to talk shit about people but at the first sign of someone dishing it back to him, he becomes Steph from ADT and DELETES your posts. Hey Wankus, cant take the fact that Tylers clit is bigger than your cock? I especially like his most recent article where he gets dissed by some mainstream producer looking to book Tyler, who says they only book good looking men, and wankus isnt one of them. The guy's ego brokedown like Frankie being chained to a wall with Smartt holding benoit beads and a 3 iron waiting to play for some skins.