you're 18 and already a truly, truly lost soul. what do you think you'll be doing by 40? paying obese samoan-amputees to shove stingrays up your asshole while dressed in only a bustier and leather chaps?
you're so fucking damaged already, it's all downhill from here cheif, all downhill.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits