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garfield, i have a mission for you---get back into straight porn. we'll see if jeff and pariah can help build your star. you are now the monkey cage's operative. deep cover and all that stuff, we'll tell you how to be smooth like bond and that a cumberbund is meant to be worn with pants and not as a homosexually-deviant undergarment.

when you're the next tommy gunn, "team tyler" will hire you to shoot with tyler faith and we'll have one of they blowgun-weilding amazonian pygmies that smartt keeps standing in his toilet to pleasure him more than a bidet at he ready. he'll take the crew out and give wankus and tyler just enough tranquilizer that they're effectively incapacitated but aware of their surrounding realities. then it's up to you to go bananas and the cage's teachings need to pay off now. you are to carry a large amount of your own feces(in your bowels, if that's convenient). this must be deposited in their mouths, drooling and agape-that's easy and the only requisite thing. you will also have several electric eels, a gas-powered lawn-auger, and kyoto to do whatever may strike you as particuarly funny and cruel. we expect pictures. this is your mission, goodluck agent nandralone and godspeed.

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