Well upon my daily stop to the Wankus blogspot I noticed a nice little post he put up talking about how certain people want Tyler to work for them, and how she wants Wankus to perform with her, but the companies dont like him and they want attractive men. This guys a fuckin joke, i posted a comment and the little faggot that could deleted it because I guess he got all butthurt. Anyways, here guys read this shit:

Wankus:
No names mentioned because it relates to Tyler and I don't want to take down her credibility too much with the likes of my big mouth...

Tyler got an email from someone soliciting her to work. Actually a VERY well known industry personality who I consider a "porn" friend. Meaning we don't really hang out but we don't really have any issues with one another and we get along in group settings.

The email was very pleasant, expressing the desire to book Tyler and inquiring about her contract with JKP, rates and such.

Tyler wrote back the following:

Hi XXX,

Thank you for getting in touch with me.

I'm not with JKP anymore but I've started my own company now with Wankus.

I'm shooting a little for other companies and would be interested in hearing more about your shoots.

I shoot b/g and g/g and I can be a sub in g/g fetish shoots as well. I only have about 10 people on my b/g list just because I'm sick of dealing with a lot of people and I won't work with new male talent as I like to get the scene done without complications.

I shoot passion porn. In otherwords, good, dirty passionate sex but still sexy and no sick or over the top shit. A basic scene with passion is the best way to describe it.

My rates are negotiable depending on the scene although I've been shooting b/g at $*** and g/g at $*** pretty consistantly. I work with Wankus a bit too now (believe it or not) and he actually does a surprisingly good scene, not to mention he can act.

If I book with him, I'll do a b/g for $*** because I'd obviously prefer to work with him and he'll do it for like $*** or $***.

(She gave the rest of her list and contact info)


The response:

Great!! Thanks for the information. We shoot very soft, romantic, type stuff, so, it would be right up your alley. However, we shoot for women, so, we are looking for EXTREMELY hot guys. Men that would be women's fantasies.

WHOH!!! Wait a minute!

Tyler dishes out the desire to work with Wankus and the response is "Thanks for the information" "However we are looking for EXTREMELY hot guys. Men that would be woman's fantasies"???

FUCK YOU! LOL

I mean, lets break it all down right here and now! Whenever I have looked in a mirror, my entire life, I ALWAYS knew I wasn't some fuckin' studly hunk that caught the eye of all the hot babes. I was always "cute" in my own right but had a few other qualities to offer that got me lucky with some hotties at scattered intervals through adulthood.

I never have claimed or pretended to be no stinkin Brad Pitt, but give me a fucking break...you're going to solicit a girl that you want to work for you, who expresses her desire to work with her man and write back with a response that completely insults her boyfriend, one she has been very publicly serious with for the last 8 months???

When Tyler read that the first words out her mouth were, "You can go to fucking hell, I'm not working for someone who disses my man like that."

Honestly, in the author's defense, I don't even really think it was meant to be as rude as it was delivered. I whole heartedly don't believe it was anything more then the truth which basicly means, 'Tyler...your man is okay, but we need perfection'. And I'm okay with that. But we both really think that the comment could have been left out all together.

They could have just said, "Thanks for the information, we'll review your list and book you soon."

And what do you mean by, "Men that would be women's fantasies"???

I just happen to know that there are many members of the female population that would love a chance to fuck my brains out. Okay, so they're in prison, mental institutions and GHB recovery centers, but they're into me damn it!


>>After thought....maybe Stuart from Smash is onto something!<<

Dude, I'm really starting to think you have some kind of secret crush on the guy.

Im beginning to think you are Wankus. You defend ugly whores, and now your defending this fucktard. Hey biff, er um Razor do me a favor and go check your stool sample for semen.

No, you could be Wankus. You know what the say. As long as you're talking about someone, good or bad, it makes for great publicity.

Not to mention the fact you are cozying up to Garfield.

Carry on.

hey biff/razor...why must u mention My name in most of your posts & your avatar...? am I to believe you are on My balls that much...We both know the only reason anyone reads your posts is b/c you bring My name up, u bitch

garfield, i have a mission for you---get back into straight porn. we'll see if jeff and pariah can help build your star. you are now the monkey cage's operative. deep cover and all that stuff, we'll tell you how to be smooth like bond and that a cumberbund is meant to be worn with pants and not as a homosexually-deviant undergarment.

when you're the next tommy gunn, "team tyler" will hire you to shoot with tyler faith and we'll have one of they blowgun-weilding amazonian pygmies that smartt keeps standing in his toilet to pleasure him more than a bidet at he ready. he'll take the crew out and give wankus and tyler just enough tranquilizer that they're effectively incapacitated but aware of their surrounding realities. then it's up to you to go bananas and the cage's teachings need to pay off now. you are to carry a large amount of your own feces(in your bowels, if that's convenient). this must be deposited in their mouths, drooling and agape-that's easy and the only requisite thing. you will also have several electric eels, a gas-powered lawn-auger, and kyoto to do whatever may strike you as particuarly funny and cruel. we expect pictures. this is your mission, goodluck agent nandralone and godspeed.

nandralone hmmm. i had him pegged for a oxandralone type of guy.