Q: What is the first sign of AIDS?
A: A Queer pounding in your ass.

Q: What do u call cheese that is not yours....
A: NATCHO CHEESE.

Q: What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite salad
dressing?
A: Neverland ranch.

Q: Why is it funny that blacks say "Yo Yo" a lot?
A: Yo-Yo's hang from strings.

Q: What did Hitler hate finding in his treasure
chest?
A: Jewels!

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette.

Q: Why aren't there any mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.