so hardcoregossipguy's been jacking luke's bread-and-butter question, but i still think this answer is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. perhaps you'll agree.

"HCG: What did you want to be when you were a child?
CC: A doctor, but there was always a nagging gut feeling that I wanted to fuck on camera too."

interview
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits