Like you're one to talk, Garfield. From the minute you removed your avatar, things have gone downhill. There was something about your flexing that just inspired me. I mean that on multiple levels, John. Multiple levels.

You could have been the biggest thing in the bareback scene since Jason Curious began offering his fudgepacking recipes on KSEX. It's just a violation of the laws of nature that you haven't yet realized your potential, and I don't mean posing in a Village People outfit for greeting cards overweight secretaries give one another on their birthdays, either.