According to a story leaked to the adult video press yesterday, Garfield soiled his underwear on the set of Mike Tyson’s first video shoot. It happened when Mike entered the room wearing a leather mask, similar to that worn by Hannibal Lecter in ‘silence of the lambs’, and carrying a riding crop. Mike said to Garfield this “Why you shaking lil’ bitch, why don’t you come closer so we can get acquainted? Damn…I ain’t had sex in nine months…I’ll fuck any man or animal, praise be to Allah.” At this point, one of the film crew noticed a faint smell that emanated from Garfield and told the director who immediately called off the shoot for the day. Filming will resume Tuesday after Garfield has had a chance to have his prescriptions for Percocets and Prozac filled. He has also been asked to restrain himself from eating after 8pm the night before the shoot. I wish you the best of luck this time Garfield, I know that once things get rolling between you and Mike that you will give an excellent performance. Just remember that all of the film crew have been issued cattle prods or tazers in case Mike becomes uncontrollable and begins tearing up your money hole.