Well it is now official, Mike Tyson will be entering the porno industry. In the most recent edition of Adult Entertainment Weekly, Mike Tyson has stated that he has signed a lucrative contract deal with the company 'Macho Man Productions'. Interestingly enough, his first three films will in fact feature scenes with Mike and Garfield.. despite Garfield's past unwillingness to do this type of porn, I guess that the dollar signs were there for him to be convinced otherwise.

Here are some quotes in the article from Mike about Garfield concerning their upcoming movie shoots.


"Garfield, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your rectum. I want him to eat my pimp juice. Praise be to Allah!"

"Garfield, you're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

-Mike's take on Garfield's Ass
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating, I will feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous that these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

I believe that I speak for everyone when I say that Garfield has some Godzilla size balls for getting into the sack with Mike Tyson. Good luck to you Garfield, we are all hoping that you are able to survive this and tell us about your once in a life-time experience with your idol.