Mike_Tyson_Interview

It is not hard to believe that Mike wants to do porn, what is hard to believe is that Club Jenna would be one of the companies to actually consider him. First thing is first, what porn actress would even consider doing a scene with this maniac? I can just visualize this becoming a horrific trategy shortly after mike whispers to the girl "Hey baby, now I want to nibble on your ear" It's almost like throwing a sheep into a pack of wild wolves. Also, with Mike so far in debt.. I don't how he can avoid having to resort to gay porn. Any thoughts on this? Being that Mike is an Ex-Con, I was thinking that maybe he could do a ghey film with Wankus, Garfield, and Brandon Irons. In this film, mike would play the jailhouse bully and the other three would be his wanton bitches of whom he would beat-up before and after defiling all of their orifaces. Of course, most of us won't want to see this vid, myself included but we can always ask Garfield to provide us with a detailed review, he would want to promote his new video anyways.

Who the fuck you kidding? Tyson is perfect for porno - he likes to rough chicks up, choke them and manhandle them. I can totally picture the dude choking bitches with his cock and making them fuckin' hurl. Come to think of it, it sounds like he would be perfect for a Gag Factor shoot.

I just don't know if Club Jenna can handle him.

1st off...As said B4 & I'll say it again...without mentioning My name in some bullshit post there big worm, no one would read it...your an unoriginal faggot

2nd I think Iron Mike would be great for porn enough stupid pornwhores love getting their asses kicked(on & off film), getting pissed & shit on & having baseball bats shoved in their ass...so for them Mike Tyson would be nothing out of the ordinary

What has happened to you John.. honestly? The funniest post I have read had kyoto saying this to you

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When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.

We have John's parents to thank for him being a supreme power bottom. God Bless you, Dutch and Dieter!

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and your response was

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talk all the shit u want We both know...I'd fuck u up biatch

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That's a pathetic response John, if you are going to bend over like that for kyoto and let him dominate you, why not let Mike Tyson do it in the literal sense so that you can at least get paid for it. You don't like women anyways John, as is evident in all your posts. It is time for you to get back in the action and what better way for you to get yourself back on the map then by taking it in the ass from Mike Tyson?

Well fag if u were here months ago when Me & gayoto used to argue on here then U'd know I put him into his 1st early retirement as many of the vets here will tell u...so B4 u go bringing up some old shit get your story straight

& with all this talk u have been doing about Me &"putting Myself back on the map" type shit...I'd keep My mouth shut from the sidelines fanboy...star in a few films & mayB u have some room to talk

With all due respect ... what is more pathetic : Big Worm not having been talent in any porn movies or Garfield having been talent in porn movies nobody wants to watch?

Your honour, the prosecution rests its case.

Who wants to watch ANY male talent? They're only a necessary evil. Garfield should have a career b4 Tyson should, but as for raging bullshit he couldn't be any worse than Tony T, Dirty Harry, the hedgehog, Steven Freench, Brian Pumper, you name the meatstick, or could he? Comedy factor aside, who cares?I wouldn't watch it.

Well it is now official, Mike Tyson will be entering the porno industry. In the most recent edition of Adult Entertainment Weekly, Mike Tyson has stated that he has signed a lucrative contract deal with the company 'Macho Man Productions'. Interestingly enough, his first three films will in fact feature scenes with Mike and Garfield.. despite Garfield's past unwillingness to do this type of porn, I guess that the dollar signs were there for him to be convinced otherwise.

Here are some quotes in the article from Mike about Garfield concerning their upcoming movie shoots.


"Garfield, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your rectum. I want him to eat my pimp juice. Praise be to Allah!"

"Garfield, you're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

-Mike's take on Garfield's Ass
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating, I will feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous that these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

I believe that I speak for everyone when I say that Garfield has some Godzilla size balls for getting into the sack with Mike Tyson. Good luck to you Garfield, we are all hoping that you are able to survive this and tell us about your once in a life-time experience with your idol.

once again as said B4 the retard bw needs to mention My name in the hopes someone here actually reads whatever garbage thread he posts

According to a story leaked to the adult video press yesterday, Garfield soiled his underwear on the set of Mike Tyson’s first video shoot. It happened when Mike entered the room wearing a leather mask, similar to that worn by Hannibal Lecter in ‘silence of the lambs’, and carrying a riding crop. Mike said to Garfield this “Why you shaking lil’ bitch, why don’t you come closer so we can get acquainted? Damn…I ain’t had sex in nine months…I’ll fuck any man or animal, praise be to Allah.” At this point, one of the film crew noticed a faint smell that emanated from Garfield and told the director who immediately called off the shoot for the day. Filming will resume Tuesday after Garfield has had a chance to have his prescriptions for Percocets and Prozac filled. He has also been asked to restrain himself from eating after 8pm the night before the shoot. I wish you the best of luck this time Garfield, I know that once things get rolling between you and Mike that you will give an excellent performance. Just remember that all of the film crew have been issued cattle prods or tazers in case Mike becomes uncontrollable and begins tearing up your money hole.

I have a thought for u 2 faggots try posting without mentioning My name, I know this is impossible for u 2 jerkoffs atleast posters like bornyo & kyoto who dislike Me, actually post original stuff w/o mentioning My name so I have some respect for them...but u 2 fags are just hopeless & pathetic

Garfield I'm not sure exactly when it happened but I've decided I like you. I'd like to put our differences behind us and move on. Whatever you decide regarding the Mike Tyson shoot is okay with me.