Opening this dvd was like the culmination of nearly 20 years of perverted dedication to the pornographic artform. It may not be art and my reviews might suck, but it gets me free porn, that’s all that counts. All the haters can suck my dick. Asstroyed 2 makes my doomed life seem almost worth it. This is why I watch this stuff daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, so you dumb motherfuckers see clearly. That’s why I’m down w/ porn4life.
Raise your right hand and repeat after me: Le’ Wood is one of the best studios in the biz. They make killer porn. I’ve said it before, but their product just keeps getting better and better. Take this for instance, it goes dick in fist w/ Butt Quest 4 and that was an incredible movie in its own right thanks to Jasmin Byrne w/ the cartoon devil tattooed on he the small of her back above her crack like an ominous nimbus. Somebody tell her if that she married me I’d never have to stray. Heck, I’d work 2 jobs and the weekend night shift just support the kids, but I doubt that’d be a problem w/ all that anal lovin’ I’ll be giving her. Yeah, right, let’s step out of those vastarien phantasms and get back to the scene w/ Jasmin Byrne that makes this a MUST BUY. Feed my delusion and tell me that Grandmaster Smut has influence on your porn b/c Jasmin is dressed awesomely like the sluts in every Le’ Wood related feature. However, this flick belongs to Carmen. Fantastic outfit, great attitude as a fuckmachine cum true her bunger enjoyably obliterated. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl being the best, but it was all good every inch of the way.
Ok, Carmen rocked my world, but Jasmin has already won my ’05 scene of the year award for her BQ4 performance tho she’s equally impressive in this threesome w/ Mark and Mr. Pete. Just what the fuck is wrong w/ this guy? Does he think he’s God’s gift to bitches or does he truly hate them? I think both. Simply put, Mr. Pete is obviously an asshole. Somebody slap him in the face w/ a dead squid. Yo, ignore that toad b/c that cool lil’ hot tamale Jasmin doesn’t flinch and goes bronco up to the balls embedded in her nookie and whilst Mark is crushin’ her anal cranny. She is tasty nastiness personified.
The other carnal enjoyments on this dvd also included Sandra Romain’s beateous crap apple of a booty brutalized lovingly by Mark Wood. Again, Buttman be damned. If you want real ass worship w/ o the tranny blasphemy that taints Evil Angel, this is your best bet. Straight aces.
I’d almost have to say this is one of Katrina Kraven’s most triumphant moments since she was dealing w/ Steven French’s terroristic assault on her butt where the sex seemed soul-less and mean-spirited. The foul orc kept shoving his hand into her mouth and her face had this look of utter discomfort as he corkscrewed her ass during this difficult to watch scene. Somebody really needs to lasso this fool and call Homeland Security. Sadly, there was no reason to watch Tyla Winn who really needs to put down the pipe w/ those icky meth flickin bic fingers of hers.
Make no mistake, I think this studio is doing everything right, but one suggestion I’d have for them would be to stay hardcore like you are yet don’t stray too extreme or taint your porn w/ tasteless mysogyny that the talentless JM clones and spawn of Max blindly now endeavor in. Be different, pave a new direction, truly take it to the nxt levl, baby!
Ass’troyed 2 is highly worthy of your bottom dollars, peeps. Don’t delay, order today. Satisfaction guaranteed by me. Believe dat. [NXT LeVL] [url=http://www.lewood.com]
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