Oh my God, this is like a hunting license for all of the old guest stars on Hollywood Squares.



Hey, it's good to see Patrick Ewing is keeping busy.






It's that crazy guy from A Different World, Kadeem Harrison or whatever crazy savage name his parents made up to reflect his African heritage.




At least Bret Michaels and CC Deville have finally come out as the fudgepackers we all knew them to be.





Man, Gary Oldham took that little two-bit part in True Romance a little too seriously.




Smile! You're on Megan's Law!




A darkhorse candidate for Porn Valley Pharmaceutical Supplier of the Year.



Good to know Meatloaf isn't ashamed about his hairplugs. Whatever cheerful Walmart employee that sold a woman with a gut like that a babydoll t-shirt ought to be raped with a turkey baster filled with bull semen. Fucking Christ!










I'm just curious: what the hell is she wearing? It's like a half-burqa.



"No, really, I just love sex, that's why I'm getting into porn... No, he's a musician, actually, a very talented one, just waiting for his big break. He used to be a roadie and tuned all of Winger's guitars!"