ladies and gentlemen, even your pets and brazilians---our boy's totally fucking lost it and is on an inventing religions-kick.


"All religion blows. Faith is cool. Spirituality is cool. BUT living your life according to a book another flawed human wrote is non-sense to me.

I personally think we are a banished alien race. From some planet so far off in space we don't even know it exists. I think all the "downed weather balloons" are other banished races that weren't able to survive the trip. I'm not saying everybody should believe this. Just what I believe.

Though I do like Cumwhippers idea....

Kinzie-ism....

As I wake up today,
To Kinzie I pray,
May I meet beautiful women that say,
I'm having such a wonderful day,

May they smile big and bright,
From much joy and delight,
Let them know I'm alright,
so they won't run from fright,

May I find happiness real soon,
Help me not be such a buffoon,
Cause I want to lick on some poon,
Please bring me a Thick.... Dark Haired.... Tinted Skinned.... Sweet.... Respectful.... hottie who loves me so all night we can spoon,

Kinzie if you can help in any way,
Make things happen with all your might,
Tonight when the day is done I will look at the moon,
And say.... Oh beautiful Kinzie all praise be to you.

AC Cream